// I’m thinking Cap’n cause I haven’t ever done it before. Plus him flirting with countless women and failing would be funny to see since it’s. Literally his whole thing

{ oh, they’re reading it.

and unfortunately, their gay-dar levels are reaching astronomical heights. }

{ …he wants to get married? huh. }

…yeah. pretty.

{ hand, gently placing itself around the goat boy’s face, cupping Ralsei’s chin. thumb tenderly rubs along the fur of his cheek, feeling every soft strand run against their skin…}

the prettiest boy, even.

// my Bob is ancient history… I was really hoping I could write with him but alas.

nobody wants to share pizzas and watch cheesy movies with him. 😔💔

of course, I do know. that’s how I got to know about… you.

and how I found your pretty, fluffy, little face.

// I’ll find a better layout this time… I might just strip what I got from my old acc Over There (fuck elon) and slap it on here as a placeholder.

yeah. and Noelle.

but other than that? not a lot of Gay™️ people back home. there’s like… thousands here.

// I’ve been trying to write on here with another account of mine but either I’m not coming across a lot of accounts or this whole side is just. Quiet!

either way, I still can’t access my Kris account on The Other Site (hell) bc I don’t have the email associated with it anymore so. 🤷‍♂️

you’re telling me. I didn’t think there’d be more gays than us two.

alright, cool… cool.

welcome to the ‘Light World,’ by the way. it’s not too scary, is it?

…of course, anytime.

forgive me for calling you. uh.

Gay. ™️.

GO GAY BOY GO GAY BOY GO!!!!

// I’m still dead. 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

( the human’s head tilted upwards. though the bangs got in the way of their eyes, it was clear that the human was looking up at the prince. )

…so. how have things been since I’ve been gone, toothpaste bo-

I mean… Ralsei.

yummers…

( one bite. then another bite. two more bites. maybe a smaller bite this time. and then a large one. )

( …oh. you already finished the pie. it’s now become a part of you, of your life cycle. )

…that was delicious. thank you, ralsei.

…what kind of pie is it. what is it

// I give a fuck about him. 🥺

need… pie… refreshments now