Kris
@krismb123.bsky.social
co-founder of @thesmutcap.bsky.social
Age verification?
I used to record my favorite songs from the radio onto a cassette tape (from the station I wasn’t allowed to listen to, btw)
I had Kelly Clarkson’s chunky highlights in 2002 before she did.
I remember when the finale of Friends was must-see-TV.
I used to record my favorite songs from the radio onto a cassette tape (from the station I wasn’t allowed to listen to, btw)
I had Kelly Clarkson’s chunky highlights in 2002 before she did.
I remember when the finale of Friends was must-see-TV.
Age verification?
I remember Princess Diana rocking The Revenge Dress.
I remember Lay’s Olestra chips and us thinking 💩 leakage was an acceptable tradeoff for a low calorie potato chip.
I remember Monica Lewinsky before she was hilarious and more forgiving than I could ever be.
I remember Princess Diana rocking The Revenge Dress.
I remember Lay’s Olestra chips and us thinking 💩 leakage was an acceptable tradeoff for a low calorie potato chip.
I remember Monica Lewinsky before she was hilarious and more forgiving than I could ever be.
Age verification?
I remember the day Steve Irwin died.
I remember the day Steve Irwin died.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Age verification?
I used to record my favorite songs from the radio onto a cassette tape (from the station I wasn’t allowed to listen to, btw)
I had Kelly Clarkson’s chunky highlights in 2002 before she did.
I remember when the finale of Friends was must-see-TV.
I used to record my favorite songs from the radio onto a cassette tape (from the station I wasn’t allowed to listen to, btw)
I had Kelly Clarkson’s chunky highlights in 2002 before she did.
I remember when the finale of Friends was must-see-TV.
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is the super bowl a good time to ask him if he's mad at me?
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
is the super bowl a good time to ask him if he's mad at me?
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You want me to be a good girl? IN THIS ECONOMY?! Be serious!
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
You want me to be a good girl? IN THIS ECONOMY?! Be serious!
My remote work situation today has made me need something new in my ears and I’m pissed that I slept on Olivia Dean’s full album for this long. No skips.
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
My remote work situation today has made me need something new in my ears and I’m pissed that I slept on Olivia Dean’s full album for this long. No skips.
Babe, wake up, new interactive from @risquedraws.bsky.social!
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Babe, wake up, new interactive from @risquedraws.bsky.social!
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January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
What the actual fucking fuck is this god forsaken timeline?
January 30, 2026 at 8:05 PM
What the actual fucking fuck is this god forsaken timeline?
IT IS STILL JANUARY
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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January 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
IT IS STILL JANUARY
Seeing Robyn footage all over my fyp rn and whyyyyy can’t I be there 😩
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Seeing Robyn footage all over my fyp rn and whyyyyy can’t I be there 😩
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The smut is on pause today while we work on supporting our neighbors in Minnesota and beyond. Abolish ICE. 🚫🧊
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The smut is on pause today while we work on supporting our neighbors in Minnesota and beyond. Abolish ICE. 🚫🧊
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Alanis Morissette
Orville Peck
Mitski
Dashboard Confessional
Death Cab for Cutie
(Omg I have so many more I wanna say but I love rules)
Alanis Morissette
Orville Peck
Mitski
Dashboard Confessional
Death Cab for Cutie
(Omg I have so many more I wanna say but I love rules)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Bon Iver (12+ times)
Paramore
Sleep Token
Francis and the Lights
Taking Back Sunday
Bon Iver (12+ times)
Paramore
Sleep Token
Francis and the Lights
Taking Back Sunday
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
San Fermin
The Michigan Rattlers
Hot Mulligan
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
San Fermin
The Michigan Rattlers
Hot Mulligan
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Alanis Morissette
Orville Peck
Mitski
Dashboard Confessional
Death Cab for Cutie
(Omg I have so many more I wanna say but I love rules)
Alanis Morissette
Orville Peck
Mitski
Dashboard Confessional
Death Cab for Cutie
(Omg I have so many more I wanna say but I love rules)
NEW HARRY STYLES ALBUM THANK UUUUUUU 🪩🪩🪩
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
NEW HARRY STYLES ALBUM THANK UUUUUUU 🪩🪩🪩
I love January but January consistently kicks my aaaassssssss. 😩
a cartoon of a man smoking a cigarette with a speech bubble saying but i am let
ALT: a cartoon of a man smoking a cigarette with a speech bubble saying but i am let
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January 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I love January but January consistently kicks my aaaassssssss. 😩
Friend sends a photo of something in their room.
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Friend sends a photo of something in their room.
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?”
I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)
Sometimes when you need a good cry, you break your own heart and watch the Selena documentary. (Some kids had a Titanic hyperfixation, I had a Selena Quintanilla hyperfixation)
a woman in a white shirt is dancing with her arms in the air and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is dancing with her arms in the air and smiling .
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January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Sometimes when you need a good cry, you break your own heart and watch the Selena documentary. (Some kids had a Titanic hyperfixation, I had a Selena Quintanilla hyperfixation)
Back to work tomorrow. And no, I didn’t de-Christmas my house today like I’d planned. WELP! 😮💨
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Back to work tomorrow. And no, I didn’t de-Christmas my house today like I’d planned. WELP! 😮💨
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do not love me
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
do not love me
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
in theory.
do not praise the idea of me
while flinching
from my gravity.
#poetry #micropoetry
If twee is actually returning in 2026, prepare to be SICK of me 😌
a man and a woman are sitting in a dark room
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a dark room
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January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If twee is actually returning in 2026, prepare to be SICK of me 😌
Fighting the urge to clean my house on New Year’s Day because
a man in a suit and tie is saying that he is not superstitious but i am a little stitious .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying that he is not superstitious but i am a little stitious .
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January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Fighting the urge to clean my house on New Year’s Day because
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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A little peek into what we’ll be focusing on in 2026 - we hope you’ll join us! 🪩✨♥️
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A little peek into what we’ll be focusing on in 2026 - we hope you’ll join us! 🪩✨♥️
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retweet if u love diet coke or being dominated
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
retweet if u love diet coke or being dominated