@kreillyweiss.bsky.social
A sleep sploot
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
A sleep sploot
Parents of teens, is there an alarm clock that actually wakes your kids up? I cannot continue to be the alarm clock I’m losing my mind.
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Parents of teens, is there an alarm clock that actually wakes your kids up? I cannot continue to be the alarm clock I’m losing my mind.
Catherine O’Hara oh no 💔
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Catherine O’Hara oh no 💔
No LinkedIn, I don’t want to follow Bari Weiss but thanks for that suggestion.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
No LinkedIn, I don’t want to follow Bari Weiss but thanks for that suggestion.
Do you need a laugh? Here I am, on a teams call with my laptop in the puppy pen while the puppy poops and I try to grab a poop bag hoping nobody hears me grab a poop bag. 🧘
January 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Do you need a laugh? Here I am, on a teams call with my laptop in the puppy pen while the puppy poops and I try to grab a poop bag hoping nobody hears me grab a poop bag. 🧘
‘Feels like is -2 you might want to wear a jacket?’
‘Nah I’ll be fine’
😵💫
‘Nah I’ll be fine’
😵💫
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
‘Feels like is -2 you might want to wear a jacket?’
‘Nah I’ll be fine’
😵💫
‘Nah I’ll be fine’
😵💫
My google search history rn: ‘is 12 weeks the hardest age for puppies?’ ‘When will my puppy stop biting me?’ ‘Is my puppy trying to kill me?’
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My google search history rn: ‘is 12 weeks the hardest age for puppies?’ ‘When will my puppy stop biting me?’ ‘Is my puppy trying to kill me?’
This is a very snowy winter
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a very snowy winter
Everything is horrible, thank god for puppies who fall asleep on your foot
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Everything is horrible, thank god for puppies who fall asleep on your foot
Reposted
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
Maintaining external chill while freaking out on the inside as your teenager drives your car is VERY HARD TO DO.
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Maintaining external chill while freaking out on the inside as your teenager drives your car is VERY HARD TO DO.
Work calls put her right to sleep (same girl)
January 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Work calls put her right to sleep (same girl)
Even the puppy thought getting up at 5:45am was bullshit this morning.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Even the puppy thought getting up at 5:45am was bullshit this morning.
It’s fascinating to me how different dogs can be. When this puppy is tired she just…goes to her bed and falls asleep? Our last dog didn’t have a spontaneous out of the crate nap for years? 🤯
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s fascinating to me how different dogs can be. When this puppy is tired she just…goes to her bed and falls asleep? Our last dog didn’t have a spontaneous out of the crate nap for years? 🤯
Good morning (this is a puppy account now)
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Good morning (this is a puppy account now)
Snowblowing is not as satisfying as power washing but it’s close
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Snowblowing is not as satisfying as power washing but it’s close
A little activity for me today while I monitor my sick kid is watching TikTok’s of lovely people getting amazing Christmas gifts and crying. Just sobbing the day away over here.
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A little activity for me today while I monitor my sick kid is watching TikTok’s of lovely people getting amazing Christmas gifts and crying. Just sobbing the day away over here.
Just recording meds and fevers in my notes app like I do every year at Xmas apparently. Merry Christmas 🥴😷
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just recording meds and fevers in my notes app like I do every year at Xmas apparently. Merry Christmas 🥴😷
One year I’ll be able to sit and relax before the holidays but this isn’t the year. 😮💨
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
One year I’ll be able to sit and relax before the holidays but this isn’t the year. 😮💨
Canada, being elite again I see.
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Canada, being elite again I see.
I haven’t received a single work email yet good job team let’s keep this up!
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I haven’t received a single work email yet good job team let’s keep this up!
Put on the Jenny Christmas music playlist while cooling down from the peloton and had a good little cry. Miss you, friend.
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Put on the Jenny Christmas music playlist while cooling down from the peloton and had a good little cry. Miss you, friend.
Have I wrapped a single gift? No. Did I spent an hour on a charcuterie board for another teen party because my daughter’s friends said my last one was amazing and asked me to make another? You betcha.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Have I wrapped a single gift? No. Did I spent an hour on a charcuterie board for another teen party because my daughter’s friends said my last one was amazing and asked me to make another? You betcha.
Rain, wind and…thunder and lightening in December is really something.
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Rain, wind and…thunder and lightening in December is really something.