Kragar
@kragar.bsky.social
Come for the rapier wit, stay for the curmudgeonly cynicism
Well, I was going to get up, but I’ve been pinned down and completely immobilized
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Well, I was going to get up, but I’ve been pinned down and completely immobilized
The "Hell Comes To Frogtown" extended universe
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The "Hell Comes To Frogtown" extended universe
Obviously the answer to this is clean coal
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Obviously the answer to this is clean coal
Kash is headed to Valhalla
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kash is headed to Valhalla
Let's see what Chris Tucker has been up to recently...
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Let's see what Chris Tucker has been up to recently...
Brett Ratner's directing career basically ended in 2017 after numerous women cam forward with sexual abuse allegations.
So why is his best known franchise getting rebooted now?
Well...
So why is his best known franchise getting rebooted now?
Well...
![In January 2025, Amazon confirmed that its Prime Video has exclusively licensed an upcoming documentary film on incoming First Lady Melania Trump that will be directed by Ratner. With both a theatrical and streaming release, Melania Trump will also be an executive producer. Filming started in December 2024, one month after Donald Trump won the presidential elections.[52] Amazon MGM Studios announced it will release “Melania” exclusively in theaters on Jan. 30, 2026 and will stream on Prime Video following its theatrical run.[53]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a35jmhggifqillwurbtt2cah/bafkreiealq2u5uhtojyutvg6tctxmzuapejhrcsrzn533fjghdv23lzk24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Brett Ratner's directing career basically ended in 2017 after numerous women cam forward with sexual abuse allegations.
So why is his best known franchise getting rebooted now?
Well...
So why is his best known franchise getting rebooted now?
Well...
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Well, give your ID card to the border guard
Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation Of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation Of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Well, give your ID card to the border guard
Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation Of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation Of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
Playing a Star Wars: Edge of the Empire campaign and my character concept is Danny Mcbride as Kenny Powers in the role of a Chiss outlaw technician
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Playing a Star Wars: Edge of the Empire campaign and my character concept is Danny Mcbride as Kenny Powers in the role of a Chiss outlaw technician
I can see the resemblance, kind of smushed together and doughy
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I can see the resemblance, kind of smushed together and doughy
Back in the 1950s, the major studios got together and set up a scientific foundation to ensure they had a steady supply of generically attractive white guys to throw into movie rolls as needed
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Back in the 1950s, the major studios got together and set up a scientific foundation to ensure they had a steady supply of generically attractive white guys to throw into movie rolls as needed
Also, Greedo wore pumps
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Also, Greedo wore pumps
When filming the original Star Wars, Peter Cushing decided the boots for his uniform were too uncomfortable, so he filmed most of his scene from the waist up while wearing bedroom slippers
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
When filming the original Star Wars, Peter Cushing decided the boots for his uniform were too uncomfortable, so he filmed most of his scene from the waist up while wearing bedroom slippers
I asked Grok : "Who's the better man, Jesus or Elon Musk?"
Here's what I got:
Here's what I got:
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I asked Grok : "Who's the better man, Jesus or Elon Musk?"
Here's what I got:
Here's what I got:
Your Trump Scandal flowcharts
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Your Trump Scandal flowcharts
The Fantasy RPG campaign I’ve running for the last 4 months
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Fantasy RPG campaign I’ve running for the last 4 months
