Ken Pisani
@kpsmartypants.bsky.social
Screenwriter and Emmy nominee. Author of LA Times bestseller & Thurber Prize for American Humor finalist “AMP'D." Smartest of pants. Repped @ WME
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“Magnolia” is a Christmas movie.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Magnolia” is a Christmas movie.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
When the truth matters so much less than being first.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When the truth matters so much less than being first.
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
YEAH, he kicked that dirty Socialist's ass like... WAIT, I mean KISSED.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
YEAH, he kicked that dirty Socialist's ass like... WAIT, I mean KISSED.
Saudi Arabia’s GDP is just over a trillion dollars, yet every news org can’t wait to report the lie that they’re going to invest their entire wealth in the US economy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Saudi Arabia’s GDP is just over a trillion dollars, yet every news org can’t wait to report the lie that they’re going to invest their entire wealth in the US economy.
Here are more excerpts of her writing you should read that @vanityfair.com thinks are just fine by people they employ.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here are more excerpts of her writing you should read that @vanityfair.com thinks are just fine by people they employ.
Very early here…! 😴
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Very early here…! 😴
But Joe Biden was slipping too much to be president.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
But Joe Biden was slipping too much to be president.
IT’S GOING GREAT
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
IT’S GOING GREAT
“The ship be sinking.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“The ship be sinking.”
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(This is the opening of “AMP’D.”)
(This is the opening of “AMP’D.”)
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(This is the opening of “AMP’D.”)
(This is the opening of “AMP’D.”)
YES, the famous science fiction character named “Bladerunner” would have driven to meet his friend “Dune.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
YES, the famous science fiction character named “Bladerunner” would have driven to meet his friend “Dune.”
Our credulous new media never stops hyping the "inevitability" of AI in all walks of life. AI is the personal jetpacks we were promised that were of course impossible from the beginning.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Our credulous new media never stops hyping the "inevitability" of AI in all walks of life. AI is the personal jetpacks we were promised that were of course impossible from the beginning.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Doesn’t know what “have” means.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Doesn’t know what “have” means.