Morrissey might be an absolute twat, but he used to write cracking lyrics.

Mine had to sleep in the car once when he got back stoopid late without a key, and my phone was on silent. Oops.

Smiths! Ask Me, I think.

I'm sure I don't know WHAT you mean. He's St Nick's helper! 🤭

There were a lot of antlers down our end of the room. Wee herd of glittery reindeer.

It's only 5 minutes ago that they were all throwing shitfits over Biden getting confused, but Dumpf being a proper deranged danger? 🦗🦗🦗
The 25th A is right there.

They didn't even read it out on the clip I just saw. They mentioned the "TDS" bit but skipped what the doting fucker actually said. Why do the media keep sanewashing him?! Him being unfit IS the story.

It might be deactivated. The Ulster librarian tried with mine, bless her (was from Liverpool but same system) but the fecker set it all off again! I just needed a stripey jumper and a mask.

Just don't take it into a library! I bought a second hand textbook that hadn't been properly "decommissioned" from a uni, set off flashy lights and noisy alarms from it being in my bag in Ulster Uni last year. MORTIFIED looking like a book thief. (Wee metal panel in the cover.)

C'mere d'ya think Joseph mebbe got put out? Coulda been selling weed, or a tout or... even going with one of themmuns 😱

If Joseph had the bump, then he shoulda got the lift on the wee donkey. Basic as giving up yer seat on the train, fuck sake Mary play nice.

I just fuckin love a girl band, going right back to the Fifties ones. Head and shoulders over the boys. True story, I once walked right past Westlife in a hotel lobby, I didn't recognise them 😆
Now, had it been the OG Sugababes or Little Mix... WELL.

What if rhetorical questions ceased to exist? 🤔

I been knew this about you!
(Really shockin' poor lyrics all the same 😁)