Nicked myself shaving slightly before coming to the party.

Duly noted that Buffalo wing sauce burns inside open cuts.

Someone I don't know sat at our table and I'm convinced no one else does either but is to polite to ask who they know here.

The lady who would have had a crashout didn't show up surprisingly.

I was reeled into and quicky eliminated in the awkward card game.

Everyones awkwardly playing a card game the manager brought. I'm safely nursing a hard cider at the corner of the table.

Left work early thinking i was gonna get a quick shave in and show up early to the party.

Electric razor died.

Hacked at my beard with cheap disposable razor.

I look okay i guess. Not a strong start though.

"Something your parents watched when you were a kid that meant you're missing the tv for anime tonight."

If the video game awards didn't have new game trailers I would just read the results a day later. So I guess I just don't care that much? Is it even that important?

Somewhere between 1-3 millennials are gonna be so annoyed with me today...

The things I randomly read when I wake up and check my phone at 2am.