Someone came in the eggnog.
Wearing only Santa hats and ugly Christmas sweaters while having sex.
Mistle toes are affixed to genitals and/or tails (or armpits).
Wearing only strategically places bows.
Dick-in-a-box is the Christmas present.
It's the most wonderful time of year 💖
Someone came in the eggnog.
Wearing only Santa hats and ugly Christmas sweaters while having sex.
Mistle toes are affixed to genitals and/or tails (or armpits).
Wearing only strategically places bows.
Dick-in-a-box is the Christmas present.
It's the most wonderful time of year 💖