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Michael Colpitts
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I love movies.
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I know food pictures always lie, but the gulf between the promo image and your picture may be the biggest I've ever seen.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Looks like something from the dinner scene in Temple of Doom.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Does it sound so good that it had you shakin'? Maybe snappin' your fingers? Perhaps even movin' round and round?
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You worked at a movie theater!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
🤮
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Dumb, of course, but that's how these things usually go.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There was a video game, 007 Legends, that basically said that everything from Dr. No through Die Another Die happened in between the end of Quantum of Solace and the beginning of Skyfall.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don't subscribe to the dumb "James Bond is a Codename" nonsense either. Each actor represents a different era of the same character. This isn't the MCU. Shit from previous films doesn't need to be explained or retconned.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I can't believe there's an entire article about writers ripping their hair out because Bond, played by a different actor, died in the last movie. The movie where he died even still ended with the "James Bond Will Return" card that they always end with.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I love it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Also, the second film should have been "Now You Don't" and this one should have been "Now You 3 Me". Everyone but the studio knows this.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
As a director, he's certainly no Joe Dante.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I forgot they made a movie out of this. I loved the book though.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I can't believe there's still a third one out there waiting to be unleashed.
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You look like an insane lad.
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is awesome. Black Sheep rules.
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I should've known it was Luke!
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM