Oh my gosh! What an adorable, happy baby that is. I want to pet him.

Woke Marxist Pope can be sung to the tune of Pink Pony Club.

They are planning the biggest heist in history. Robbing the Treasury by redirecting all funding, social security payments, government pensions to offshore accounts, and resetting passwords so the flow can't be stopped. Put the US in a standstill. Bankrupt everyone but the oligarch tech bros.

Wishing Millie a grand and happy birthday tomorrow.

Our parks are the heart of us.

It would be funny, but it's way too true.

Because comfort is supposed to only be enjoyed by the rich. Get back in your lane. (snark aside sympathy for your pains)

He looks like there is a snack deficit that needs to be handled promptly.