Knotty Dad
@knottydad4u.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. 40's Dad. PhD in Philosophy. Fucked sense of humor. No such thing as 'taboo' in my world. Sometimes the safest place to hide is out in the open. Humanity is intrinsically untrustworthy. ☣️
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Mom is sorry (not sorry) 🤭🤫 Oops
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Mom is sorry (not sorry) 🤭🤫 Oops
Thats why us parents are never quiet 😈 We know what goes on
She could hear her parents fucking all the time through the walls. It drove her crazy. 😊
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Thats why us parents are never quiet 😈 We know what goes on
I love going home for my lunch breaks 😈 #baddad #knottydad
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I love going home for my lunch breaks 😈 #baddad #knottydad
Caught Mom... she didn't seem too shaken by it 🤷♂️😆 guess that's why the door wasn't closed 🫣
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Caught Mom... she didn't seem too shaken by it 🤷♂️😆 guess that's why the door wasn't closed 🫣
In case you ever wondered how powerful your mind really is... 😲
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
In case you ever wondered how powerful your mind really is... 😲
When I work from home and edge all day to Blue 🫣🤫
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
When I work from home and edge all day to Blue 🫣🤫
I released her - then she released me... before Mom got home 😁😈🤫
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I released her - then she released me... before Mom got home 😁😈🤫
Wrong answer, Doc 😬
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Wrong answer, Doc 😬
I almost forgot this was #throwback #Thursday 🤷♂️ I was a cute little guy, wasn't I? 😁
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I almost forgot this was #throwback #Thursday 🤷♂️ I was a cute little guy, wasn't I? 😁
I asked Mom why our water bill has been so high lately...?! She said, "I'm going to take a bath. Come in a couple minutes and I'll show ya why."
I thought she was going to show me a leak somewhere. 🤷♂️ Now I understand 😬😲
I thought she was going to show me a leak somewhere. 🤷♂️ Now I understand 😬😲
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I asked Mom why our water bill has been so high lately...?! She said, "I'm going to take a bath. Come in a couple minutes and I'll show ya why."
I thought she was going to show me a leak somewhere. 🤷♂️ Now I understand 😬😲
I thought she was going to show me a leak somewhere. 🤷♂️ Now I understand 😬😲
Can't decide if I want my daughter to get her own place, or not... she's awfully loud 🫢👀
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Can't decide if I want my daughter to get her own place, or not... she's awfully loud 🫢👀
Think the wife will enjoy her Valentine's Day gift? 🤔🤭 (hope she finds it before my daughter does, lol)
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Think the wife will enjoy her Valentine's Day gift? 🤔🤭 (hope she finds it before my daughter does, lol)
How to tell when you've done your job... 🤭👏
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
How to tell when you've done your job... 🤭👏
I think I finally found a way to get me to church every Sunday 🙏💦
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I think I finally found a way to get me to church every Sunday 🙏💦
Reading broadens your horizons 📖😁🤏
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Reading broadens your horizons 📖😁🤏
Mrs. Smithers warming up for teaching Anatomy in class today 😁😈
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Mrs. Smithers warming up for teaching Anatomy in class today 😁😈
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Sorry for the unsolicited deck pic 🍆🤓
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Sorry for the unsolicited deck pic 🍆🤓
It starts early - trust me 🤪
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It starts early - trust me 🤪
Please finish before your appointment next time 😁
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Please finish before your appointment next time 😁
The playgrounds these days are different than I remember 👀🫣🤤
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The playgrounds these days are different than I remember 👀🫣🤤
Disneyland for Spring Break? Dad says 'yes' 😁🐭
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Disneyland for Spring Break? Dad says 'yes' 😁🐭
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM