There isn't actually much swelling from Finalgon. It's the nettles that cause the swelling... And she loves deploying this device after nettles.

She prefers better access to the whole area she wants to "treat". Although I can imagine her telling me to lock it in this contraption afterwards!

I think it's genuine, see x.com/Lmch616

Thank you for your thoughts. Yes, everything is absolutely fine. Just need to focus on work for a while, and there's also a lot to do around the house. I hope to post now and then, but I realised it was taking too much of my time.

Thank you. I'll still be around, I'm not deserting Twitter & Bluesky. I just need to concentrate on other things for a bit.

I don't find that too much of an issue, especially with this device as it's quite long. It can be much more of an issue with the shorter and fatter ones.

It doesn't work that way with her. In fact there's a default ban on cumming after nettles in any case. But I'm sure the only real reason for no nettles is/was that it's not practical at the moment for a number of reasons, otherwise I'm sure she would have used them by now!

Not for me it isn't! That said, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. She hasn't told me to bin them yet...

Poor chap. Looks very uncomfortable indeed.

Apologies, for some reason this failed to upload yesterday (Saturday) hence the re-try this morning (Sunday). Obviously now "yesterday" wasn't Friday, but I chose not to update the text...

It was one of the early ones and has been knocking around for over 10 years (see attached photo from May 2015)! I don't know if you can still buy them. I'm sure there's something similar still available though.

This one...

PS: Check beforehand that you can get into the lockbox OK when it's unlocked and can let yourself out of the handcuffs behind your back!