@knishes.bsky.social
I'm a reply guy because I have nothing to say and I am saying it
The problem is you know some little shits are going to see this as a how-to rather than a "well I KNOW I'm better than that asshole"
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The problem is you know some little shits are going to see this as a how-to rather than a "well I KNOW I'm better than that asshole"
That's what makes Eva Green Eva Green.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That's what makes Eva Green Eva Green.
Johnny Oduya for a hot minute there!
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Johnny Oduya for a hot minute there!
Jalen Hurts turned the ball over twice on one single solitary play.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jalen Hurts turned the ball over twice on one single solitary play.
"Honey, do you want to go to the White Elephant--"
(Turns around, no one is there, there is a plane taking off from their backyard somehow)
(Turns around, no one is there, there is a plane taking off from their backyard somehow)
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Honey, do you want to go to the White Elephant--"
(Turns around, no one is there, there is a plane taking off from their backyard somehow)
(Turns around, no one is there, there is a plane taking off from their backyard somehow)
It's the earliest sunset of the year. The comeback begins tomorrow
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's the earliest sunset of the year. The comeback begins tomorrow
Yeah I don't know if the Big Ten's cultural and economic victory is as guaranteed as people think if they, the people openly courting VC money, have won the last two championships, favored to this one, and the takeaway is still "but Bama????"
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yeah I don't know if the Big Ten's cultural and economic victory is as guaranteed as people think if they, the people openly courting VC money, have won the last two championships, favored to this one, and the takeaway is still "but Bama????"
Manny being Manny!
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Manny being Manny!
It looks like they became friends through their muscles!
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It looks like they became friends through their muscles!
Fuck Ohio Day can come a week late if we believe enough!
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Fuck Ohio Day can come a week late if we believe enough!
THEY'LL BE PARTYING IN BLOOMINGTON-NORMAL (until about 9 PM because both cities shut down around then)
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THEY'LL BE PARTYING IN BLOOMINGTON-NORMAL (until about 9 PM because both cities shut down around then)
Feels like a lot of animating principles online are based on "these people did something bad, and this is not those people, so they get impunity". No! That's not how that works! At all!
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Feels like a lot of animating principles online are based on "these people did something bad, and this is not those people, so they get impunity". No! That's not how that works! At all!
I will say I enjoy hockey better as a sport, but the cultural vibes are absolutely rancid all around. On the other hand, the Sixers aren't much more cheery, from my understanding.
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I will say I enjoy hockey better as a sport, but the cultural vibes are absolutely rancid all around. On the other hand, the Sixers aren't much more cheery, from my understanding.
I like to think that Sufjan is a "reason for the season" stickler, but for wholly different reasons from everyone else.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I like to think that Sufjan is a "reason for the season" stickler, but for wholly different reasons from everyone else.
My understanding is that "knowing ball" has crossed over, though they also say things like "banging twiggies" so I wouldn't worry too much about their opinions on vernacular.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My understanding is that "knowing ball" has crossed over, though they also say things like "banging twiggies" so I wouldn't worry too much about their opinions on vernacular.
Olbermann admitted it was 18 in one of his podcasts about the situation, exact quote on his first date and I hate myself for knowing how to look this up: "She was way too young, 18, getting towards 19 but not, you know, like not next week 19".
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Olbermann admitted it was 18 in one of his podcasts about the situation, exact quote on his first date and I hate myself for knowing how to look this up: "She was way too young, 18, getting towards 19 but not, you know, like not next week 19".
As I said before, the quotes aren't even her talking about her motivations/how she did this, they're solely to dunk on her. If he thought that the RFK thing was the most important thing, that'd be the lede, not her shtupping around
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As I said before, the quotes aren't even her talking about her motivations/how she did this, they're solely to dunk on her. If he thought that the RFK thing was the most important thing, that'd be the lede, not her shtupping around
Some might call it stupid--I call it preparation for when I moved to the Rockies. But the shops around Macalester made the swamp ass worth it, all the same.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Some might call it stupid--I call it preparation for when I moved to the Rockies. But the shops around Macalester made the swamp ass worth it, all the same.
If you can, I did a bike ride from the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul up to Summit Ave and through to Dinkytown. It is one of my fonder biking memories even though that first climb sucks so hard
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If you can, I did a bike ride from the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul up to Summit Ave and through to Dinkytown. It is one of my fonder biking memories even though that first climb sucks so hard
No this is correct, in my opinion--input your Zip Code, come sin the mail the next day (or said central location if there's a stamp backorder, which, I guess?)
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
No this is correct, in my opinion--input your Zip Code, come sin the mail the next day (or said central location if there's a stamp backorder, which, I guess?)
Yeah and the recordings specifically aren't about the "catch-and-kill" or the being the political operative, they're about how she's a bitch ex and how RFK has a pregnancy fetish and how he totally owned her this one time. You're not holding truth to power, you're being a dick, and it helps no one
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yeah and the recordings specifically aren't about the "catch-and-kill" or the being the political operative, they're about how she's a bitch ex and how RFK has a pregnancy fetish and how he totally owned her this one time. You're not holding truth to power, you're being a dick, and it helps no one
(psst: holding all this information until it can drive views to your substack is also helping an anti-vaxxer get power!)
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
(psst: holding all this information until it can drive views to your substack is also helping an anti-vaxxer get power!)
That? That?? I will absolutely call him a ho to his face
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
That? That?? I will absolutely call him a ho to his face