Like I am not the most confident dude on earth but seeing people outsource their brains to this is giving me a superiority complex

We will create a system that children hate, and we will blame them for their failures.

It's definitely fake but the rumor is so effective against the kind of people still using Twitter.

A big part about growing up is seeing something that's $15 and knowing it's totally out of reach til next payday.

Good news! I have a direct line to Cheney now. I'll ask him what he thinks of this post.

He says, "AHHHHHH! FUCK! AHHHHH! IT'S SO HOT! MY SKIN IS MELTING AAAAAH!"

I will seriously never get "Dick Cheney was antifa" out of my head and that sucks.

Mine gets mislabeled every time when I label it "artistic nudity." I don't think I've EVER seen that label on anything, it's always "Explicit Adult Images."

He's done lots of stuff! Like defending Israel and helping the Trump administration. He might even just change political parties soon, that'll be exciting.

Thomas Chatterton Williams perfectly exemplifies the belief that the only political principles worth having are those that make your side "win" in elections. Politics is just an abstraction and a game, so trying to be earnest and have real morals is like icky to him or something.

Thanks for the tag!

Thanks for organizing and hosting! This will be my first time participating and I'm looking forward to it!

Love this idea. I think my daughter would explode with glee if she could honk my horn in Mario Kart.

Nothing worse than going to a manual labor job all day only to get home and have someone scold me for being too lazy to cut the grass.

Finger wagging at the "left" from his chateau again.