THE MIDWIT CUCKOO
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Not hideous enough to merit rejection.
Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
...wait what the fuck?!?!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
...wait what the fuck?!?!!
Absolute legends
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Absolute legends
Discover, the Johnnies
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Discover, the Johnnies
This guy's an absolute flute eh
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This guy's an absolute flute eh
Having a long lie reading about potatoes
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Having a long lie reading about potatoes
If you see this sign in your neighborhood your rent is about to go up
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you see this sign in your neighborhood your rent is about to go up
Me and my mate Barry were chatting about One Battle After Another a few weeks back
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Me and my mate Barry were chatting about One Battle After Another a few weeks back
Tfw you've cycled home from the last train home and are in bed by 1!
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Tfw you've cycled home from the last train home and are in bed by 1!
Between the Intersectional Flaggers and this guy it's abundantly clear to me that all the new Scottish Office/UK Gov bods turning up in your favourite little places in Leith are MI5
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Between the Intersectional Flaggers and this guy it's abundantly clear to me that all the new Scottish Office/UK Gov bods turning up in your favourite little places in Leith are MI5
Incredible lol here, he's some feen hah?
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Incredible lol here, he's some feen hah?
These are class
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
These are class
Love 2 slep
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Love 2 slep
A peerless album, a giant.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A peerless album, a giant.
I've got a bunch of wee guys at school who do this to me too. It's well nippy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've got a bunch of wee guys at school who do this to me too. It's well nippy.
Neil McCann at dangerous levels of buzzing his fuckin tits off....go on yourself hen
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Neil McCann at dangerous levels of buzzing his fuckin tits off....go on yourself hen
This photo of Mike Banks and Alan Oldham in Tokyo back in the 90s is cool as fuck
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This photo of Mike Banks and Alan Oldham in Tokyo back in the 90s is cool as fuck
Tfw there's prebatched martinis in the fridge
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Tfw there's prebatched martinis in the fridge
Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.
This memory prompted by a text from my spouse who remembers all of my capers and finds them adorable*
*decades later
*decades later
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This memory prompted by a text from my spouse who remembers all of my capers and finds them adorable*
*decades later
*decades later
AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS