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@kmillz.lol
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i’m here fuckaas.space/@kmillz

better half → @smillz.lol 💍

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kmillz.lol
proof of life, sorry i’m so quiet🖤
a selfie of key, she is a tan skinned woman. only half of her face is visible on the top right side of the photo and she is wearing a maroon/red hood. most of her body is covered by white hospital blankets and one of her arms is visible with various tattoos on it and iv wires are also seen in her arm.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
kmillz.lol
new avi courtesy of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social 🖤
an cartoonified selfie of key (made by the lovely @riotgirlerin.bsky.social) she is wearing glasses and making a silly and playful face where one eye is winking, her top teeth are showing in a smile, and her tongue is sticking out. part of her dark top is showing and her long hair is black and brown cascading down either side of her face. her septum piercing and necklace are also visible. there are fun and vibrant blues, greens, and yellows featured in the background.
October 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
kmillz.lol
just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?
a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads: Right side knife guide 1 EA Left side knife guide 1 EA Dick brushing unit 1 EA Dick grinding wheels 1 EA
October 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
kmillz.lol
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
screenshot of the weather app that says: Bummerville 77° Sunny H:80° L:60°м Sunny conditions will continue all day. Wind gusts are up to 8 mph.
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
kmillz.lol
i got nipple teethed
a screenshot of key’s mastodon profile. the header is a photo of a wish tree in a random store in chinatown, sf. it is a cherry blossom tree that has multiple colored papers with wishes written on them and pretty pink lights. keys avi is seen either purple and yellow lights behind her, she is looking at her phone screen with her hair cascading and mouth slightly open showing her teeth, and her white iphone turned turned horizontally. text reads: “key @kmillz@jorts.horse not your mother’s® favorite poster @kmillz.lol on bsky”
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
kmillz.lol
📍holo holo festival, sacramento 2025
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
kmillz.lol
when your ring camera knows how anti social you are:
a screenshot of Ring camera notifications from 5 minutes ago. the notification summary is on so the notification reads: Ring Beware; there was a person at your Driveway multiple times.
September 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
kmillz.lol
🏒🖤
a photo of key taken on an outdoor hockey rink. she is photographed from her mid thigh and up wearing black shorts, a black tank, black and white gloves, and a black helmet with sunglasses under a black hockey cage. key is smirking and flipping off the camera and in the background you can see the rink, a net, some tall bushes, & the sun rays. s
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
kmillz.lol
screenshot of bsky pop up when you go to block an account says: Block Account? Blocked accounts cannot reply in your threads, mention you, or otherwise interact with you. red button says “Block” light grey button says “Cancel”
May 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
kmillz.lol
tays previous picture of frankie after a nap looking like she’s contemplating life. a speech bubble has been added making it look like frankie is saying “what the fuck why am i alive”
May 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
kmillz.lol
my life lesson today is to work slower and not request more work
screenshot of two texts i received after asking for more work that say “you already have all of yesterdays, the ones i have here are from today.” and “you need to work slower”
April 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
kmillz.lol
easter 2025 w @smillz.lol 🐰
(from left to right) our daughter (wearing a sleeveless tan collared shirt and jeans), @smillz.lol (wearing grey shorts and a light blue button up), key (wearing a colorful striped outfit), & our son (wearing an aqua button up and jeans). the picture has both kids faces covered by a red heart emoji and key and smillz are both smiling at the camera. in the background are sunny trees and green grass.
April 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
kmillz.lol
Post a beach photo

(kahala beach 2023)
a couple standing on the shore of kahala beach in oahu holding coffee and looking out to the water. the sky is slightly overcast and there are palm trees in the background. the woman is barefoot wearing a long sleeve green button down shirt and short shorts and the man is wearing a short sleeve green and white hawaiian print collared shirt, light jeans, and rainbow slippers.
April 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
kmillz.lol
you know i stay strapped 😎

(bring my culoclean everywhere i go)
a screenshot of the amazon item “CuloClean” advertised as a screw on portable bidet that is compatible with every bottle. the photo features (left to right): the box for the culoclean, the culoclean, and a hand holding a water bottle that has the culoclean attached and the culoclean is shooting a stream of water.
April 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
kmillz.lol
got this dm request and tbh i’m confused that these are the only choices he provided
a screenshot of bsky dm’s some rando sent today at 5:27 pm that say: Do you like old men ??? Or are you into the ladies???
April 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
kmillz.lol
me: *asks for a sign*

the universe:
a close up picture of a nevada license plate that says “SKEET”. the bottom of the license plate says “the silver state” in smaller white letters
April 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
kmillz.lol
i found a soap for everyone who says cilantro tastes like soap 🧼
a picture of a green dial foaming hand wash bottle next to an aloe vera plant on an all white backdrop. the soap features cilantro bunches on the bottom and is labeled “fresh cilantro scent”
March 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
kmillz.lol
nice
sk’s original post Vegetables are simply too dangerous. From now on l'm only eating fried potatoes from a plastic bag with 4 comments 20 reposts and 69 likes before key ruined it by reposting and liking
March 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
kmillz.lol
i did it for this💀
a screenshot of 2 of the same posts that say: *Cookie Monster clicking “accept all cookies” so hard that he breaks another mouse* both posted by Travis comma bitch almost two years apart
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
kmillz.lol
someone commented on my last selfie that it looked photoshopped. it wasn't but i did use an instagram filter for aesthetic reasons. though the comment wasn't malicious, it didn't sit well with me so here's an unedited and unfiltered replacement (and i’m sorry for the avi change again) 🖤
an iphone selfie of key taken today in her office bathroom. she is wearing a dark burnt orange colored shacket over a plain white t shirt. her long dark hair is styled in loose cascading waves in front of her chest and framing her face nicely. she is smiling and looking at the camera with her head slightly tilted and angled to the right.
February 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
kmillz.lol
everything reminds me of her

(@waterloohead.bsky.social)
a photo of a grocery store shelf stocked with a few boxes of waterloo black cherry 8 packs
February 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
kmillz.lol
nice
screenshot of the above post from key says “pussy is one of the 23 dr pepper flavors. the likes are at 69 and has been circled in red.
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
kmillz.lol
🖤🖤🖤
couldn’t be anyone else if i tried but i appreciate this bunches. thank YOU for being YOU.
screenshot of NGL anonymous message: Thanks for being you.
February 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
kmillz.lol
omg no i don’t even consider myself posting famous rn! i am just a girl from ca.

when i started this account, i felt free to post whatever i wanted bc no one from my “real” life was here and i kinda just let the word vomit out.
screenshot of NGL anonymous message: Were you posting famous before Bluesky? And if not, what got you shitposting here?
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
kmillz.lol
to be real w you, i’m upset in public often bc i am easily overstimulated 😂 and not a damn thing happens bc i am a people pleaser and don’t want others to be uncomfortable just bc im upset
screenshot of NGL anonymous message: The last time you caught yourself getting upset in public, what happened?
February 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM