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Oh come on.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
dad opens the door except there's no kid and it's just a computer and the dad says "are ya conscious son?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"I pressed my face against the copier and turned it on. I'll never forget what happened next."
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Quickly earned the respect of other family volunteers at this 3rd grade friendsgiving and was promoted to art station leader.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Phil Studies table of contents, why are you obsessed with me?
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Solid probability joke in our kids' book. (InvestiGators: All Tide Up by John Patrick Green)
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you need something to chop, cook, or clean to, I recommend E03. Eva's story isn't available anywhere but Story Phi. ✌️
video: youtu.be/w89IiPkNeHM
audio: storyphi.buzzsprout.com
Between youtube and audio downloads, we've reached over 50 listens on episode 3! Every listen, like, comment, or follow means so much. Thanks for showing up, story lovers. 💚
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My "Guilty Pleas and Illocutionary Injustice" is now out in Social Philosophy Today! It's a short critical commentary on Jennifer Lackey's Criminal Testimonial Injustice, published as delivered at the NASSP book awards along with other judges' remarks and Lackey's reply. philpapers.org/rec/WEIGPA-3
Kelly Weirich, Guilty Pleas and Illocutionary Injustice - PhilPapers
This short critical commentary responds to Jennifer Lackey's book Criminal Testimonial Injustice, arguing contra Lackey that guilty pleas under our current legal system need not be infelicitous due to...
philpapers.org
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Went over to instagram for a minute and everyone over there is having a great time. They're exercising. They're using products. They're showing their whole face. No, I don't care for it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm dying. Why is this baby named Gerd? 😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I am not lying when I say to you that this dress costs $7,600. Incidentally, that's also how much they would have to pay me to wear it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
You're so fuckin special
I wish I was special...
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The ads start comin and they don't stop comin.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
just realized with chilling clarity that there will someday be a documentary about twitter called the X Files
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don't often classify words as violence, but referring to turning 39 as "starting your 40th year"...
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cat snuggles and my first printing with the hand press! Not a bad way to spend a birthday. ✌️
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hi, friends. It's my birthday! If you'd like, would you reply with something lovely in your life right now, or a cool animal fact, or something else that makes you laugh or brings you joy?
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you aren't curtains for Zoosha you're curtains against Zoosha.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
This is a very real ad I had to see and now so do you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It's nothing compared to the fears, indignities, violence, and erasure LGBTQ+ people are currently staring down but... ...... ......... ..... ........ ... .......do you ever think about how a future generation is going to have to do its own Glee 😭
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I end my Intro class with a week on finding meaning in life, and I decided to make the final assignment a social annotation on our first Story Phi episode with Helen De Cruz. They were a force, and I'm glad my students will get to share in this little part of them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Students whose work is excellent and therefore takes little time to grade, you are the wind beneath my wings.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I—
New article in Hypatia about how social power is conferred by citing, and what to do with creepy ethicists accused of professional sexual misconduct. 👀

The authors propose citing them, but including a note about the allegations. Bibliography as whisper network 💀

www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
Ethicists Failing Ethics: Citation Practice for Sexual Misconduct | Hypatia | Cambridge Core
Ethicists Failing Ethics: Citation Practice for Sexual Misconduct
www.cambridge.org
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You know what's sick and twisted? If you grew up in fake barn country, those actually are barns.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, G.E. Moore.
Gotta love the philosophers who argue we should throw our hands in the air and say "fuck it, close enough".

But in a philosophical way.
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM