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kkmortier
@kkmortier.bsky.social
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Librarian. Air Force brat. Mom to grown ass kids, an ornery cat, and a stubborn dog. Hockey and college football are the best sports. It was so quiet before you all got here.
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Search your camera roll for hell
A picture of a man standing with text that says “don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who am I kidding, I hope you fall down the fucking stairs too”
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Mmm, coffee! I have three go-to coffee orders, depending on how I’m feeling - one on your coast, one in Annapolis, and one in NC. I love me some independent coffee store coffee!
A photo of a pound of Monastery Blend from Sleepy Monk Coffee in Cannon Beach, OR A photo of an ice cream scoop of chocolate chip cookie dough and brown sugar as the tasting notes for Thesis coffee blend from Ceremony Coffee in Annapolis, MD A photo of a bag of delicious Colombian coffee from Lake Gaston Coffee in Littleton, NC
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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“Mom, the dumb dog took my blanket again” - Meeko
A brindle-colored dog lying on a pile of blankets on a black loveseat while the black cat who was recently in that spot lies on the top of the seat waiting for him to move
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Well, now it can officially be the holiday season!
A photo of the Hershey kiss Christmas bell commercial on a tv screen as the little red bell rings at the end
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Guinness says where please to get handsome sweaters for big and tall Pyrees?
A handsome brindle-colored dog sitting up looking quizzically at his mother from a bluish couch
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Oh, my. Do I like this and knock it over the 666 or do we all agree no one else should like it ever?
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Mine decided to supervise the placing of the Thanksgiving tablecloth last night
A black cat sitting on a freshly-placed Thanksgiving tablecloth
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Are the cats teaming up?
A black cat sitting on the freshly tableclothed dinner table and wondering why you have a problem with that
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Wherein Meeko has found a sunspot and all is right with the world.
A black cat having a snooze in a glorious sunspot
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It’s a very long drive from VA, but I did add an extra $8 to a donation today because I thought it would be fun 😊
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Black cats are the best! Meeko would like someone to adopt Stella immediately ❤️
A black cat lying on a green and red blanket and looking at his mom who asked if he was the best boy
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I can’t like this because the number of current likes is absolute perfection
A screenshot of a pathetic post by one of the traitors to our country groveling for us to pay them a half million of our tax dollars for their attempted coup. The number of likes is 666
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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A tiny smidge in the bit of my sky without clouds out in western Fairfax. Go look if you have a break in the clouds!
A tiny bit of pinkish purple aurora sky between clouds
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Meeko sends his best birthday wishes
A black cat on a green and red blanket
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Same, last week. Still pissed at the equity bros ruining SWA.
Poster in the airplane jetway promising that you can pick your own seat on Southwest
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I have that one, too! This is the one I’m currently doing and it might actually take me until Christmas since it’s literally zebra-shaped. What crazy person picked this?
A box showing a zebra-shaped puzzle of a zebra and very few pieces put together
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Guinness and Meeko hope that you and your mother are ok and find some peace on your journey through this terrible disease.
A brindle-colored dog standing and a black cat lying on his mom’s lap. Both are looking at the camera
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Oh, I got sheep this week too! Sheep in a national park.
Five bighorn sheep having a snack in the grass on the side of a trail in Zion National Park
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Good morning! I chose the train sentinels when I went through there. We need more huge art deco guys holding balls at our train stations ;)
A photo of the art deco pillar-men holding glass balls outside the Helsinki train station
October 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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My boy only loves belly rubs if he’s standing up so that he can make a quick escape when he’s done
A black cat lying on a sunny step looking at his mom taking his photo
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Black cats hold a grudge for a few days! And he was pre-judgy this morning when he saw my suitcase 😂
A black cat being judgy and refusing to look at his mother
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Trying desperately to keep the last of the sun spot #catsofbluesky
A black cat on the bottom step of a beige-carpeted staircase with only his booty left in the back half of a sunspot through the open front door
October 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Morning after the storm
A pre-sunrise photo of the sun starting to break between leftover clouds over a lake after a big overnight storm
September 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Oh I contacted them since they are my local station. Feel free to join me.
A screenshot of contact information for WJLA and Sinclair programming.
September 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM