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Kkhhaaooss
@kkhhaaooss.bsky.social
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An unfinished person.

Occasionally writes words down, some of them worth reading
"Verba Volant, Scripta Manent"

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If you can recommend one black-and-white movie to someone who dislikes them, what would it be?

The Lighthouse (2019)

Reminds me, I should watch this again.

#Filmsky #Moviesky
Black and white movie poster with the title "The Lighthouse" at the top. Willem Defoe as Thomas Wake and Robert Pattinson as Thomas Howard are pictures in the foreground. The titular lighthouse is between them in the background. Above, birds circle in the clouds.
August 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Too many for me, too, but to pick just one...
"Pet Shop Boys, actually." Album cover. White background with title text at top. Chris Lowe and Neil Tenant (Pet Shop Boys) are shown from the chest up, dressed in black tuxedos. Chris looks directly at the camera while Neil yawns with his eyes closed.
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Well, fuck...

My dog, Razz, has cancer.
She's the sweetest girl
Razz, my German Shepherd mix mutt, looks straight into the camera while lying on white sheets
March 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Two frames of character Bob from the animated show Bob's Burgers. Text above both frames reads, "Me, telling people they should read Discworld". First frame, Bob speaking: "I mean, I don't want to oversell it,". Second frame, Bob speaking: "but it changes you forever."
March 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Hell yeah Jared from St. Louis, Missouri! Keep it up kid! Read ALL the books!
Photo of a young, Black boy holding a book in a library and smiling at the camera. Text reads, "4 year old from Saint Louis , Missouri honored for having read 1000 books!"
February 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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At this point, you may need another product if you want to even things out...
Cartoon image from the SpongeBob movie. Neptune's servant holds an aerosol can with the words "Hair In A Can" printed on the label.
February 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
Big Bird from Sesame Street photoshopped blue with the atomic symbol on his forehead from Watchmen's Doctor Manhattan character. Text reads, "I'm tired of this street. These children."
February 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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...still researching how many licks it takes to get to the center (photo of researcch technique attached)
Image from 1970s TV ad for Tootsie Pops showing cartoon of a child holding a lollipop speaking to an owl on a tree branch.
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I did the thing!
"I Voted" sticker
October 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Just because it wasn't invented to be a lubricant doesn't mean it's not one.

Tim Walz reads the directions and uses of the product and knows your rusty bike chain could use a product that "Lubricates moving parts" and "Protects against rust and corrosion." 😉
WD-40 "Multi-Use Product” can directions. Includes the text "LUBRICATES moving parts such as: Hinges * Wheels * Rollers * Chains * Gears"
August 14, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Science only asks for your eyes...

just your eyes...

only your precious eyes...

such a small price...

Just those eyes...

Such a small sacrifice...
A girl and man stand together, with another figure in the distance Girl: Professor, that man claims the earth is 6,000 years old! Professor: So? Just use your head and don't concern yourself overmuch with what other people think. Girl: But he says the fossils in the mountains were put there in a flood! Professor: Well, evidence suggests that they were not. Girl: But he--[[A mountain landscape]] Professor: A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them. [[The girl and professor again]] Girl: But he believes the silliest things! Professor: So? Professor: The universe doesn't care what you _believe_. The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for your eyes. Girl: But he's a US Senator! Professor: Ah, then yes, we do have a bit of a situation. title text: Scientists are also sexy, let's not forget that.
June 13, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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This is the hat I wear when I'm on Bluesky
Illustration of Rincewind the wizard from the Discworld novels, sitting on a stump, wearing his hat with the word "Wizzard" (with two z's) on it.
June 12, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Image of LGBTQ+ Pride flag. Text reads: "Think of me as the pole. I'm not part of the flag, but I am straight and I will support you."
June 4, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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From books, Errol from GUARDS! GUARDS! by Terry Pratchett, though I do love the bit about the Noble Dragon not understanding the concept of "friend" and deciding the closest thing for dragons is "an enemy who isn't dead yet."

From film, it will always be Vermithrax Pejorative from Dragonslayer.
A huge, red, winged dragon (Vermithrax Pejorative from the film Dragonslayer), with tattered wings outstretched in front of the clouds darkening during a solar eclipse, unleashes a torrent of fiery breath on the ground below.
June 4, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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It's the *slightly* less evil cousin of the lamp in Amityville 4:
View of a room interior in a typical house. A hideous floor lamp is prominent. It looks like a skinny tree twisted into the rough shape of a person with arms outstretched. A large spherical bulb cover is lit where the "head" might be, while two smaller bulbs are present in each of the "hands".
May 17, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Social media post from "ndiecity": The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here- - Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient - Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long - Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths - Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion - Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children - People used to sacrifice other people to appease it - Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes dont talk or think about this please
May 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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At last! The origin story of Rollergator! (J/k Unlike anything "starring" Joe Estevez, I'm actually looking forward to this)
A young woman looks over her shoulder to a small, purple alligator puppet emerging from her backpack.
May 14, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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The challenge *was* to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days, but I'm just gonna keep going (because Kkhhaaooss, hello) [x]No/[✓]Some explanations (same reason), (usually) just covers. 💙📚
#booksky
Day Δt/ठ:
Cover of the book "MISTBORN" by Brandon Sanderson: 1. The cover features a dark and cloudy background, creating an ominous atmosphere. 2. A person with bare feet, wearing a flowing gray cloak, is crouched as if in a leap in midair and holding two daggers, one in each hand. 3. The text at the top reads: "**CAN AN EVIL THAT HAS RULED FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS BE DEFEATED?**" 4. The author's name, **Brandon Sanderson**, is displayed at the bottom of the cover in large white letters.
May 14, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Just a reminder that this ordinance has not been repealed. Keep it in mind when doing. Don't.
A "public information" poster of a wide-eyed puppet owl. Text reads, "Scarfolk Council Public Information/From 12nd January 1973 it will no longer be legal./Whatever you do Don't/Don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing or you could face a fine./For more information please reread this poster". Bottom logo "THE DON'T CAMPAIGN "
May 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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The challenge *was* to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days, but I'm just gonna keep going (because Kkhhaaooss, hello) [x]No/[✓]Some explanations (same reason), (usually) just covers. 💙📚
#booksky
I've never owned this book, but want to when able.
Day Ω - ∞:
Book cover for CODEX SERAPHINIANUS. Image shows something that's like a bird, but isn't. It is mostly blue and red with a line indicating a place on its neck with an indecipherable language labeling it.
May 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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Your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside.

...

(I don't take selfies. Ever.
Or...
Maybe I really am a dark, endless void at the moment. Who's to say?)
A black rectangle Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sit on a log. "What are we doing today?" asked Piglet. "Staring into the infinite abyss and welcoming the dar, cold tentacles of madness to seep into our souls, until we become gibbering, mindless servants of the Great Old Ones," replied Pooh. "Sounds like fun!" squeaked Piglet.
May 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A comic book image. Skeleton in cowboy hat and western wear points two six shooters directly at the reader. The huge (in perspective) barrels issue forth vortexes of psychedelic patterns and colors. Text block reads, "He fights a never-ending battle against encroaching reality." The skeleton says,"Eat alternate paradigms, slaves of the hive mind!"
May 10, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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The challenge *was* to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days, but I'm just gonna keep going (because Kkhhaaooss, hello) [x]No/[✓]Some explanations (same reason), (usually) just covers. 💙📚
#booksky
Day ψ^2 * e:
Book cover for ON HAVING NO HEAD: Zen and the Rediscovery of the Obvious by D. E. Harding. Image shows a circle of people's feet, as if you are one of the people in the circle, all facing each other, looking down.
May 10, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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The challenge *was* to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days, but I'm just gonna keep going (because Kkhhaaooss, hello) [x]No/[✓]Some explanations (same reason), (usually) just covers. 💙📚
#booksky
Day √β + 1:
Book cover for THE CRICKET IN TIMES SQUARE by George Selden, illustrated by Garth Williams. Illustration of a cat, a mouse, and a cricket sharing a meal.
May 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Unless you ask...) 💙📚
#booksky
Day 20:
Book cover for A BOOK OF FIVE RINGS. Image of a samurai wielding two wooden swords, his metal swords still sheathed on his waist. Text: "A BOOK OF FIVE RINGS/MIYAMOTO MUSASHI/THE CLASSIC GUIDE TO STRATEGY/The Overlook Press"
May 3, 2024 at 11:32 AM