kei
@kkeiii.bsky.social
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mutuals u can ask for my discord
12/10/2024 💛🖤 @spicygreasy.bsky.social
mutuals u can ask for my discord
12/10/2024 💛🖤 @spicygreasy.bsky.social
happy one year to my wife and i @spicygreasy.bsky.social kissing u super lesbian style rn
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
happy one year to my wife and i @spicygreasy.bsky.social kissing u super lesbian style rn
my favorite thing is when I'm making food and my girlfriend says she doesn't want any and then when i sit down with my plate she looks at me like a kitten that hasn't been fed in exactly 3 minutes and I'm being so serious it's so adorable
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
my favorite thing is when I'm making food and my girlfriend says she doesn't want any and then when i sit down with my plate she looks at me like a kitten that hasn't been fed in exactly 3 minutes and I'm being so serious it's so adorable
who the fuck keeps trying to get into my middle school instagram account and why
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
who the fuck keeps trying to get into my middle school instagram account and why
this is me when when whhhen my wife hey guys did u know i love my wife @spicygreasy.bsky.social I'm so in love with you I'm gonna start chewing on my desk
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this is me when when whhhen my wife hey guys did u know i love my wife @spicygreasy.bsky.social I'm so in love with you I'm gonna start chewing on my desk
why are so many discord servers WAYYY too strict on exactly what messages go in what channels
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
why are so many discord servers WAYYY too strict on exactly what messages go in what channels
cook ur instant noodles in chicken/vegetable/whatever broth instead of water. do it and then thank me later
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
cook ur instant noodles in chicken/vegetable/whatever broth instead of water. do it and then thank me later
just took half an atarax to hopefully make me get some actual sleep and that half pill was so tiny i couldn't even fully tell if i actually successfully swallowed it or not
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
just took half an atarax to hopefully make me get some actual sleep and that half pill was so tiny i couldn't even fully tell if i actually successfully swallowed it or not
weird solution but i just used toothpaste to fix my 3ds screen lol
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
weird solution but i just used toothpaste to fix my 3ds screen lol
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November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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i need walmart to understand if i add spinach to my cart that putting 3 different alternative containers of spinach under "recommended with your order" is not going to do a single thing for either of us
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
i need walmart to understand if i add spinach to my cart that putting 3 different alternative containers of spinach under "recommended with your order" is not going to do a single thing for either of us
ooooooohhhhjjjhhjjjjjggggg massive flare up .................... everything hurt
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
ooooooohhhhjjjhhjjjjjggggg massive flare up .................... everything hurt
they need to make a rubbing alcohol scent that isn't bad for you because that might be my favorite smell ever
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
they need to make a rubbing alcohol scent that isn't bad for you because that might be my favorite smell ever
this is about to sound like gibberish but whenever I'm playing warframe and using xoris and lowkey blow it up right in my face it feels like green shelling urself in mario kart
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
this is about to sound like gibberish but whenever I'm playing warframe and using xoris and lowkey blow it up right in my face it feels like green shelling urself in mario kart
Reposted by kei
whoever designed the freezer door that only stays open if you are actively physically holding it open has either never used a freezer or is simply an asshole
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
whoever designed the freezer door that only stays open if you are actively physically holding it open has either never used a freezer or is simply an asshole
being a lesbian is fucking awesome because the toothpaste tube isn't ever absolutely fucking disgusting
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
being a lesbian is fucking awesome because the toothpaste tube isn't ever absolutely fucking disgusting
guys i love my wife GUYS did u know my wife is perfect @spicygreasy.bsky.social i love you did you know that I'm in love with you
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
guys i love my wife GUYS did u know my wife is perfect @spicygreasy.bsky.social i love you did you know that I'm in love with you
my nana said she was making garlic bread (which she hasn't made in like 10 years) and i then discovered this translated to mixing jarred minced garlic with butter and leaving the mixture next to some plain bread on the counter (not garlic bread)
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
my nana said she was making garlic bread (which she hasn't made in like 10 years) and i then discovered this translated to mixing jarred minced garlic with butter and leaving the mixture next to some plain bread on the counter (not garlic bread)
why does youtube think i want to listen to mgk and TOM MACDONALD???????
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
why does youtube think i want to listen to mgk and TOM MACDONALD???????
listening to taylor swift is like eating a mouthful of raw flour
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
listening to taylor swift is like eating a mouthful of raw flour
lowkey why did randy's tweenwave song kinda go hard
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
lowkey why did randy's tweenwave song kinda go hard
as soon as i learn somebody likes kill karl they become significantly less scary to me
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
as soon as i learn somebody likes kill karl they become significantly less scary to me
most sparkling water really sits there and whispers in your ear like "oh you want carbonated baking soda water that maybe sat in the vague presence of a bowl of strawberries in the other room for a few minutes"
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
most sparkling water really sits there and whispers in your ear like "oh you want carbonated baking soda water that maybe sat in the vague presence of a bowl of strawberries in the other room for a few minutes"