We found Kash Patel's cat.
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We found Kash Patel's cat.
And make sure to schedule a colonoscopy.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
And make sure to schedule a colonoscopy.
Agreed. I think people will be as loyal to Trump as he was to them.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Agreed. I think people will be as loyal to Trump as he was to them.
If we need the media to do our critical thinking for us then we're in trouble.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If we need the media to do our critical thinking for us then we're in trouble.
Poor Jeff Bezos. Those $5 tips were costing him another trip into space.
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Poor Jeff Bezos. Those $5 tips were costing him another trip into space.
Didn't Joe Flacco *just* pull this off with two different teams?
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Didn't Joe Flacco *just* pull this off with two different teams?
Maybe ND should just disband their football team. That'll show the CFP committee.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Maybe ND should just disband their football team. That'll show the CFP committee.
Farming time.
a man with a beard is standing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Farming time.
This is a signal to potential mass shooters that this is their AI of choice.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This is a signal to potential mass shooters that this is their AI of choice.
ChatGPT says the best way to get my baby to sleep through the night is to add some cyanide to their formula. It adds an almondy flavor that infants love.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ChatGPT says the best way to get my baby to sleep through the night is to add some cyanide to their formula. It adds an almondy flavor that infants love.
"Liberals don't understand the Constitution, which is why I'm going to vote for a 3rd term for Trump."
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Liberals don't understand the Constitution, which is why I'm going to vote for a 3rd term for Trump."
I didn't like their latest accountability skip.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I didn't like their latest accountability skip.
Visanthe Shiancoe would have caught it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Visanthe Shiancoe would have caught it.
I beat Undertale and got the pacifist ending. Where's my peace prize?
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I beat Undertale and got the pacifist ending. Where's my peace prize?
With the way the presidency ages you, I'd be kinda surprised if he finishes this term.
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
With the way the presidency ages you, I'd be kinda surprised if he finishes this term.
All RFK needs to do is wait until Trump does or says something that makes this seem quaint.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
All RFK needs to do is wait until Trump does or says something that makes this seem quaint.
The video game media needs more Gen-X snark.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The video game media needs more Gen-X snark.
How dare the "Get back in the kitchen" party tell me to "Get back in the kitchen"!
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
How dare the "Get back in the kitchen" party tell me to "Get back in the kitchen"!
It's a cat fort now. She's defending fort Lily.
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's a cat fort now. She's defending fort Lily.
So basically nutty buddies and doritos from Dollar General?
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So basically nutty buddies and doritos from Dollar General?
DOGE warned us about all the no-show government jobs. I think we found them.
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
DOGE warned us about all the no-show government jobs. I think we found them.
Please put this sound byte in campaign ads from now until the end of time.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Please put this sound byte in campaign ads from now until the end of time.
If you're starting over, maybe try to get Malik Willis on a cheap bridge deal. He's been a great backup for the Packers and if KOC is still around might get something out of him. As a Packers fan, losing Malik would be tough but I'd like to see the Vikes can KOC. Your GM is screwing him.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you're starting over, maybe try to get Malik Willis on a cheap bridge deal. He's been a great backup for the Packers and if KOC is still around might get something out of him. As a Packers fan, losing Malik would be tough but I'd like to see the Vikes can KOC. Your GM is screwing him.