Me when I’m a bacteria on a Petri dish being doused with antibiotics and I’m desperately trying to do horizontal gene transfer with my homie who mutated a resistance

I can’t believe your editor won’t let you write like the Ominous Inverted Pyramid from hit government employment simulator Control

DOGGIE DOG

This reads like a Douglas Adams excerpt

What’s a slurm

On even further inspection, what’s going on with the dad’s outfits. Why is he pairing a waistcoat with jeans.

Also maybe this is my West Coast origins speaking but that house looks old to the point of being very unpleasant to live in. Either it’s cold all the time or they’re spending a ton on heating.

This is kink, right? I don’t know what exactly but there is definitely some fantasy that’s being publicly lived out here.

The Brits lost one (1) empire and just collectively shrugged and decided they could never have nice things again

if you had a giant pet aphid i bet you could boil its pee to make sugar. that would be super cool

This is Daryl my houseaphid; she has her own bed and drinks three gallons of nectar a day (don’t worry she’s spayed)

I was chatting with another mathematician today and they asked a straightforward question about a paper I finished writing *six months ago* and I had to pull it up on my phone and skim part of it (which, again, I wrote six months ago) before I could answer.

Thanks so much again! It’s really cool to see your process! :)

Happy birthday Beren!!!!

Yeahhhhh I really don’t think 1 or 4 are helping your case at all

Given the other designs I’ve seen from this game, these ones seem so…restrained