So true. That's why when a guy has a picture of a girl on his big erect penis, it's OK to get aroused while looking at it without having to question your sexuality. "I only look at penises to see the cute drawings of girls on 'em, I swear! Also, I guess I REALLY like sharks now for some reason."

Trucks are boys! Boats are girls! It's biology!

Dagnabbit, technology! Here, this link should work better:
youtu.be/BINijYepahA?...

I hope on his way out of this world, fantasy merged into a timeless dream as horny as the opening credits of the theatrical version:
youtu.be/BINijYepahA

Which decades do you define as classic? The Puppet Master movies from the 80s had Leech Woman. She has a recognizable look and appeared in several sequels/reboots from the 1980s through 2000s.

No way. It is a movie about setting violent death traps for your enemies, much like another not Christmas movie, "Die Hard." I think the movie "Gremlins" fits into this category as well, if watched from the perspective of the gremlins themselves. Ipso facto, Kevin McCallister is a gremlin.

Booooo! That sucks. I wonder if there's a legal definition for what constitutes IMAX. How do these places get away with not meeting the criteria?

I pissed down while woke!

Life is butt (a dream).

A spider man is YOU!

What's important is that Gamera seems to approve. Congrats, Matt! Your book looks awesome!

Where's Spinderella?

I like it. Really rolls off the tongue!

I'm kidding, of course ("guys" is too gendered).

And that's why I think we should all start calling ourselves the much more accurate term: movie guys.

Your movie wasn't shot on film? And it isn't being projected from an actual film reel to a screen? Or, it WAS shot on film but then transferred to a video file and being projected digitally? OK then, you're a videographer. Unfortunately, most filmmakers feel insulted if you tell them that.