This sentence alone is so horribly written, I’m wondering if the author had a sixth grader write the whole piece.

Um

Me at the Coldplay concert.

#expectations

Disney should design a roller coaster based on the Dow from this week.

“Zero job growth in 4 years.”

#whenyouseeit

I don’t think using the betadine as make-up is working that well. #orange

Literally no one ever asked the term “sex” to be redefined. “Sex” is biology. “Gender” is identity. These idiots can’t even take two seconds to seek to understand before hauling off some garbage like this.

Ike didn’t seem to happy about it.

Wait a minute. We let the rich get away with not paying taxes and now we can’t afford to use government funds to help people in need? No one could have seen that coming.

At the rich get to keep their money squirreled away…

Looks more like 48% to 50% for me. Take your win and show some character.