KT gate knock MFF
@kinkyturtle.bsky.social
Professional me (also cartoonist, Pepper and head-haver) (he/him)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kturtle/
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kturtle/
But I'm feeling better in this warm hotel room. Ahh.
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
But I'm feeling better in this warm hotel room. Ahh.
Oh! I'm in Oklahoma City now. Today's drive was terrible. I hit a million traffic jams and it took forever. Also it's bitterly cold here and I wasn't dressed warm enough when I got out of the car.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh! I'm in Oklahoma City now. Today's drive was terrible. I hit a million traffic jams and it took forever. Also it's bitterly cold here and I wasn't dressed warm enough when I got out of the car.
Rebooting my computer fixed it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Rebooting my computer fixed it.
🎵 I don't care if Friday's black
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🎵 I don't care if Friday's black
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
Boston alligator! Yo, Charlie, you wanna go to Legal Sea Foods and get some wicked good baked scrod?
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Boston alligator! Yo, Charlie, you wanna go to Legal Sea Foods and get some wicked good baked scrod?
Well? Isn't anybody gonna actually post something?
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Well? Isn't anybody gonna actually post something?
"Aww, you shouldn't have!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Aww, you shouldn't have!"
Aww, not this? :}
a moose is standing next to a squirrel and a police officer .
Alt: Rocky and Bullwinkle being photographed by paparazzi.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Aww, not this? :}
Came here to make this joke or see it made, well done! 👏
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Came here to make this joke or see it made, well done! 👏
Look how slow that thing is going. My roast beef sandwich is getting COLD!
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Look how slow that thing is going. My roast beef sandwich is getting COLD!
Uh... "week" is synonymous with "day", right?
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Uh... "week" is synonymous with "day", right?
I tackled this very subject a few weeks ago!
bsky.app/profile/kink...
bsky.app/profile/kink...
This is what it sounds like, when doves cry:
"Coooo-hoo-hoo-hoo... coo-hoo-hoo"
"Coooo-hoo-hoo-hoo... coo-hoo-hoo"
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I tackled this very subject a few weeks ago!
bsky.app/profile/kink...
bsky.app/profile/kink...
I had enough for two lists!
"Smoke Rings" from Laurie Anderson's "Home of the Brave"
"Wheels" from Cake's "Pressure Chief"
"Ordinary Day" from Great Big Sea's "Play"
"How Does It Feel To Be Back" from Daryl Hall & John Oates' "Voices"
"Let's Go Crazy" from Prince's "Purple Rain"
"Smoke Rings" from Laurie Anderson's "Home of the Brave"
"Wheels" from Cake's "Pressure Chief"
"Ordinary Day" from Great Big Sea's "Play"
"How Does It Feel To Be Back" from Daryl Hall & John Oates' "Voices"
"Let's Go Crazy" from Prince's "Purple Rain"
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I had enough for two lists!
"Smoke Rings" from Laurie Anderson's "Home of the Brave"
"Wheels" from Cake's "Pressure Chief"
"Ordinary Day" from Great Big Sea's "Play"
"How Does It Feel To Be Back" from Daryl Hall & John Oates' "Voices"
"Let's Go Crazy" from Prince's "Purple Rain"
"Smoke Rings" from Laurie Anderson's "Home of the Brave"
"Wheels" from Cake's "Pressure Chief"
"Ordinary Day" from Great Big Sea's "Play"
"How Does It Feel To Be Back" from Daryl Hall & John Oates' "Voices"
"Let's Go Crazy" from Prince's "Purple Rain"
... "the adventures of women & men without hate in the 21st century"
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
... "the adventures of women & men without hate in the 21st century"
That's what I figured would happen. :}
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That's what I figured would happen. :}
I half expected you to have extracted the tape from an 8-track and threaded it on a reel, just to hear what that would sound like. :}
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I half expected you to have extracted the tape from an 8-track and threaded it on a reel, just to hear what that would sound like. :}
I just watched a Pillsbury ad on YouTube and sure enough, he does!
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I just watched a Pillsbury ad on YouTube and sure enough, he does!