Mad King Omni
@kingomni.bsky.social
Respect is earned in drops, but lost in buckets.
Bi, black, and beautiful. Still an asshole tho.🩷💜💙
Made out of doom, despair, and everything unfair.
Bi, black, and beautiful. Still an asshole tho.🩷💜💙
Made out of doom, despair, and everything unfair.
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Mad King Omni
@kingomni.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Oh, I just realized that I haven't pinned a message.
Sup fuckers? Name's King Omni. 34 he/him from the wastelands known as the Midwest. I enjoy wrestling, cooking, cute shit, and generally shit talking and roasting.
Currently in a polyship. Will start making cooking content soon (eventually).
Sup fuckers? Name's King Omni. 34 he/him from the wastelands known as the Midwest. I enjoy wrestling, cooking, cute shit, and generally shit talking and roasting.
Currently in a polyship. Will start making cooking content soon (eventually).
I really need to learn to eat before lifting at the gym. Damn near popped a blood vessel.
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I really need to learn to eat before lifting at the gym. Damn near popped a blood vessel.
TALK YO SHIT BENITO!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
TALK YO SHIT BENITO!
I'm loving this halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm loving this halftime show.
People watching is always fun, because I got to watch two different people try to open a door that has a very obvious sign saying the door doesn't work. This was in a 10 minute span.
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
People watching is always fun, because I got to watch two different people try to open a door that has a very obvious sign saying the door doesn't work. This was in a 10 minute span.
Vegas crowd chanting "Fuck ICE" is why I love wrestling. #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Vegas crowd chanting "Fuck ICE" is why I love wrestling. #AEWDynamite
The amount of men that don't have bathroom etiquette is alarming. Yall really got to learn to flush.
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The amount of men that don't have bathroom etiquette is alarming. Yall really got to learn to flush.
Reposted by Mad King Omni
MAGA = Milquetoast Ass Grown Adults.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
MAGA = Milquetoast Ass Grown Adults.
Man I hate yall who just post shit without context. For myself and the other employed, what did Lizzo do?
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Man I hate yall who just post shit without context. For myself and the other employed, what did Lizzo do?
MAGA = Milquetoast Ass Grown Adults.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
MAGA = Milquetoast Ass Grown Adults.
Who honestly like the Bella Twins?
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Who honestly like the Bella Twins?
It's 2026. We need more ATMs to dispense $10s and $5s
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It's 2026. We need more ATMs to dispense $10s and $5s
You know the rules, if you can't find the joker 🃏 in a room of fools 🤡, then it's probably you 🫵🏿🫵🏿
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
You know the rules, if you can't find the joker 🃏 in a room of fools 🤡, then it's probably you 🫵🏿🫵🏿
I'm done for the day.
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm done for the day.
Some of yall was born wearing your mom like a hat, some like a sleeping bag.
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Some of yall was born wearing your mom like a hat, some like a sleeping bag.
Niggas will do anything, including bombing a country and taking their president as hostage, before taking accountability.
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Niggas will do anything, including bombing a country and taking their president as hostage, before taking accountability.
Dakimakuras walked so AI spouses could run and everyone is a loser.
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Dakimakuras walked so AI spouses could run and everyone is a loser.
I've been told I have rather magnificent dick.
Yall can't tell me nothing 2026.
Yall can't tell me nothing 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I've been told I have rather magnificent dick.
Yall can't tell me nothing 2026.
Yall can't tell me nothing 2026.
70 degrees in Ohio, rain tonight then it'll be 26. Why is the weather like this?
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
70 degrees in Ohio, rain tonight then it'll be 26. Why is the weather like this?
Getting one of these with no pull tab is bullshit.
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Getting one of these with no pull tab is bullshit.
Time to start the weekend. #blackskyfitness
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Time to start the weekend. #blackskyfitness
What if Santa Claus is actually a wizard but his hat isn't pointy?
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What if Santa Claus is actually a wizard but his hat isn't pointy?
So I heard Expedition 33 was a good game. Would anyone recommend it? #thegameawards
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
So I heard Expedition 33 was a good game. Would anyone recommend it? #thegameawards
I can't believe GTA6 got an award before GTA6. #thegameawards
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I can't believe GTA6 got an award before GTA6. #thegameawards