I have therapy on wednesday and will tell stacey about this

but goddamn does this make me feel minuscule

Sloppy makeouts gotta stay at home unless everyone has reasonably consented to seeing and hearing sloppy makeouts

I would have said something but I was trying so hard to focus on my soup

A soap saver is a little pouch that you put your bar soap in. You rub the pouch to agitate the soap when you’re washing up and you end up using the entire bar if soap because even if the soap crumbles apart it stays in the pouch until you add a new bar

Or maybe the pussy is wetter than a water park I do not know but if she loves it I love it for her

It was so funny I had to share it