Boris Tudeth
@kingcatshark.bsky.social
Behold the Gatekeeper Of The Friskies. Please spay/neuter your pets.
Our news cycle is becoming the river of slime in Ghostbusters 2.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Our news cycle is becoming the river of slime in Ghostbusters 2.
Big Strong Man. "YAHOOEE!!"
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Big Strong Man. "YAHOOEE!!"
La-de-da-de-de, la-de-da-de-da
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
La-de-da-de-de, la-de-da-de-da
Next they'll want larger litter boxes too
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Next they'll want larger litter boxes too
Because a piledriver wouldn't fit!
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Because a piledriver wouldn't fit!
Podcasters are going to keep doing anyway, just going to yell out their windows, sit and talk with megaphones in public places, and park in your neighborhood interviewing guests over roof-mounted speakers.
September 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Podcasters are going to keep doing anyway, just going to yell out their windows, sit and talk with megaphones in public places, and park in your neighborhood interviewing guests over roof-mounted speakers.
"Soon Marmel will feel so much terrible with suspension of associated services!"
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Soon Marmel will feel so much terrible with suspension of associated services!"
If Warner *really* wants to get through Trump's gatekeeper, he should study Zapp Brannigan's Art of Seduction [especially note entries for "Champaggin" and "Velour"].
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If Warner *really* wants to get through Trump's gatekeeper, he should study Zapp Brannigan's Art of Seduction [especially note entries for "Champaggin" and "Velour"].
So Trump's big announcement was moving Space Command to Alabama from Colorado who has mail-in voting so they automatically have crooked elections and blah blah blah
Release the Epstein Files already.
Release the Epstein Files already.
September 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So Trump's big announcement was moving Space Command to Alabama from Colorado who has mail-in voting so they automatically have crooked elections and blah blah blah
Release the Epstein Files already.
Release the Epstein Files already.
"When you assume —you make an ass of you and me."
August 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"When you assume —you make an ass of you and me."
Don't you worry about it, Chief. It won't be permanent.
August 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Don't you worry about it, Chief. It won't be permanent.
The Moon's most recent, massive nuclear explosion of September 13, 1999. Will we never learn?
August 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Moon's most recent, massive nuclear explosion of September 13, 1999. Will we never learn?
A Happy and Joyous National Safe Digging Day to you all!!🥳🎉
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A Happy and Joyous National Safe Digging Day to you all!!🥳🎉
Lets not forget baseball.
July 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Lets not forget baseball.
My early morning pre-tea brain mistook these posts as being the same post.
July 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My early morning pre-tea brain mistook these posts as being the same post.
I legit LOL'd at this. Should be on the cover of Smol Paul's self-titled first album.
July 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I legit LOL'd at this. Should be on the cover of Smol Paul's self-titled first album.
Maybe there's a bandolier for pens...would give you a tough, office supply gunslinger look.
June 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Maybe there's a bandolier for pens...would give you a tough, office supply gunslinger look.
From the Star Trek (original series) episode The Omega Glory which peaks with Captain Kirk's impassioned recitation of the Preamble to the US Constitution, and includes Kirk's vital addition that these words "must apply to everyone or they mean nothing!"
#NoKings #WeThePeople
#NoKings #WeThePeople
June 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
From the Star Trek (original series) episode The Omega Glory which peaks with Captain Kirk's impassioned recitation of the Preamble to the US Constitution, and includes Kirk's vital addition that these words "must apply to everyone or they mean nothing!"
#NoKings #WeThePeople
#NoKings #WeThePeople
I left an extra word (to) in my search but, undeterred, the AI reveals that a LLM is not - NOT - tool for getting through to your cat.
June 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I left an extra word (to) in my search but, undeterred, the AI reveals that a LLM is not - NOT - tool for getting through to your cat.
Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.
May 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Recently unearthed footage of then Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost is rumored to have put the new Pope over the top.
May 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Recently unearthed footage of then Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost is rumored to have put the new Pope over the top.
I conclave that brother, I really do.
May 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I conclave that brother, I really do.