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@king-goldfish.bsky.social
Indie author, editor, trans man, queer fantasy fan. 19th Century Russian lit and 21st Century Chinese webnovels.
I will edit your book!
Read my book: https://tapas.io/series/Big-Dead-Energy/info
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I will edit your book!
Read my book: https://tapas.io/series/Big-Dead-Energy/info
Banner by @alydaebooks on Instagram; pfp by Crypt Rogue
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· Dec 4
Welp, I guess this is where I get on the elevator to the top 😎
Big Dead Energy was selected as a staff pick this week on Tapas! I am thrilled and honored! 😍 I will overuse emojis and exclamation marks in response! 🤠🥳😌
Read it; the Tapas staff says it's good! tapas.io/series/Big-D...
Big Dead Energy was selected as a staff pick this week on Tapas! I am thrilled and honored! 😍 I will overuse emojis and exclamation marks in response! 🤠🥳😌
Read it; the Tapas staff says it's good! tapas.io/series/Big-D...
Y’all mad we didn’t get a kicker or punter MVP but they should’ve found a way to give it to the whole defense.
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Y’all mad we didn’t get a kicker or punter MVP but they should’ve found a way to give it to the whole defense.
I had a dream that Jaxon Smith-Njigba was running for president and he had a pretty solid tax plan
January 31, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I had a dream that Jaxon Smith-Njigba was running for president and he had a pretty solid tax plan
Congratulations to the Seattle Samhawks on their upcoming Super Bowl victory
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Congratulations to the Seattle Samhawks on their upcoming Super Bowl victory
For now the second time in my life, I did not enjoy a snow game
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
For now the second time in my life, I did not enjoy a snow game
I keep seeing people bemoaning how boring this Chargers game is and hoping tomorrow night will be better… brothers and sisters, if you don’t like games that are 6-3 at halftime, you are not going to like Texans/Steelers
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I keep seeing people bemoaning how boring this Chargers game is and hoping tomorrow night will be better… brothers and sisters, if you don’t like games that are 6-3 at halftime, you are not going to like Texans/Steelers
Update: my dad’s disappointment is limitless, but he has cheered up at the prospect of the defense murdering Aaron Rodgers as a consolation prize
He is giddy at the prospect of Rivers making it to Week 18 at the Texans.
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Update: my dad’s disappointment is limitless, but he has cheered up at the prospect of the defense murdering Aaron Rodgers as a consolation prize
I really do not like the turn this Steelers/Ravens game is taking because I don’t want 86-year-old Aaron Rodgers infecting Will Anderson Jr with any of the preventable diseases he’s undoubtedly riddled with.
On the other hand, it would be nice to send him into retirement…
On the other hand, it would be nice to send him into retirement…
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I really do not like the turn this Steelers/Ravens game is taking because I don’t want 86-year-old Aaron Rodgers infecting Will Anderson Jr with any of the preventable diseases he’s undoubtedly riddled with.
On the other hand, it would be nice to send him into retirement…
On the other hand, it would be nice to send him into retirement…
It’s that time of year again! The gyms are stuffed to the gills and I’m going to bite someone.
I mean good luck on your resolutions, everyone! My resolution is not to bite someone curling in the squat rack
I mean good luck on your resolutions, everyone! My resolution is not to bite someone curling in the squat rack
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It’s that time of year again! The gyms are stuffed to the gills and I’m going to bite someone.
I mean good luck on your resolutions, everyone! My resolution is not to bite someone curling in the squat rack
I mean good luck on your resolutions, everyone! My resolution is not to bite someone curling in the squat rack
I stumbled across some transvestigation BS saying Derrick Henry was definitely trans and ofc all transvestigation is bad and this one is obviously not true but ngl I kind of wish it were because that would be a huge W for trans men.
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I stumbled across some transvestigation BS saying Derrick Henry was definitely trans and ofc all transvestigation is bad and this one is obviously not true but ngl I kind of wish it were because that would be a huge W for trans men.
Before this week I had never seen the same player lose the ball twice on the same play, and now I’ve almost seen it happen twice. Maybe this is a cool new trend in an ever-evolving sport
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Before this week I had never seen the same player lose the ball twice on the same play, and now I’ve almost seen it happen twice. Maybe this is a cool new trend in an ever-evolving sport
My dad called me earlier and at the end of the conversation, he says, “Pray for…”
I assume he’s going to say my aunt’s name next, since she has cancer and is having a procedure done this week. No. Instead of asking me to pray for his sick sister, my father asks me to pray for Philip Rivers.
I assume he’s going to say my aunt’s name next, since she has cancer and is having a procedure done this week. No. Instead of asking me to pray for his sick sister, my father asks me to pray for Philip Rivers.
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My dad called me earlier and at the end of the conversation, he says, “Pray for…”
I assume he’s going to say my aunt’s name next, since she has cancer and is having a procedure done this week. No. Instead of asking me to pray for his sick sister, my father asks me to pray for Philip Rivers.
I assume he’s going to say my aunt’s name next, since she has cancer and is having a procedure done this week. No. Instead of asking me to pray for his sick sister, my father asks me to pray for Philip Rivers.
This game is a disaster. It’s so much fun
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This game is a disaster. It’s so much fun
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The Houston Texans Cook Up Some KC BBQ on SNF
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The Houston Texans Cook Up Some KC BBQ on SNF
I hate Bama as much as the next guy, but I kind of agree that you shouldn’t be punished for losing a CCG.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hate Bama as much as the next guy, but I kind of agree that you shouldn’t be punished for losing a CCG.
You know how some years they just don’t award a Pulitzer? I think they shouldn’t award a Heisman this year
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You know how some years they just don’t award a Pulitzer? I think they shouldn’t award a Heisman this year
Come on, LSU, you have the chance to pull a Sydney Carton and do one useful thing with your cursed season
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Come on, LSU, you have the chance to pull a Sydney Carton and do one useful thing with your cursed season
I want to go back in time to a baseball game in like 1890 and play Britney Spears on the organ or whatever they used to play their baseball ditties back in the day. You know some of them old fuckers would be like, “Hell yeah, this slaps.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I want to go back in time to a baseball game in like 1890 and play Britney Spears on the organ or whatever they used to play their baseball ditties back in the day. You know some of them old fuckers would be like, “Hell yeah, this slaps.”
If I were a football coach on the last play of either half I would always throw a Hail Mary. I don’t care if we’re down 5 or up 50. I don’t care if we’re on the other team’s 10 or our own. I don’t care if we’re so far downfield a Hail Mary is physically impossible. Give em the ol razzle dazzle.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If I were a football coach on the last play of either half I would always throw a Hail Mary. I don’t care if we’re down 5 or up 50. I don’t care if we’re on the other team’s 10 or our own. I don’t care if we’re so far downfield a Hail Mary is physically impossible. Give em the ol razzle dazzle.
Lmao talking about mental health awareness while showing sad Dodger fan faces. Is this intentional? Is this just something they do in baseball?
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Lmao talking about mental health awareness while showing sad Dodger fan faces. Is this intentional? Is this just something they do in baseball?
I want Kiké Hernandez to be my weird uncle.
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I want Kiké Hernandez to be my weird uncle.
I got in bed at halftime but was awoken with an unshakable feeling that it’s Aaron Rodgers hater hours
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I got in bed at halftime but was awoken with an unshakable feeling that it’s Aaron Rodgers hater hours
Interviewer: How does it feel to win a big game today?? 😀
CJ Stroud: I am a sinner and I will burn in Hell. 😐
CJ Stroud: I am a sinner and I will burn in Hell. 😐
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Interviewer: How does it feel to win a big game today?? 😀
CJ Stroud: I am a sinner and I will burn in Hell. 😐
CJ Stroud: I am a sinner and I will burn in Hell. 😐
Oh no are the Jets about to win a game?
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh no are the Jets about to win a game?
Houston is cleaning up against other teams’ practice squads this year.
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Houston is cleaning up against other teams’ practice squads this year.
Listening to football commentators is like reading an author try to stuff exposition in unnatural places. “The third-year veteran out of Texas makes the sack” = “the green-skinned biochemist from the desert planet Zigrazab takes a sip of her coffee.”
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Listening to football commentators is like reading an author try to stuff exposition in unnatural places. “The third-year veteran out of Texas makes the sack” = “the green-skinned biochemist from the desert planet Zigrazab takes a sip of her coffee.”