Completely made up shit…I would sue the Telegraph if I was Reeves.

Hypnotic 🤣❤️

So she’s maintained her personality - how wonderful ❤️🤗

Ooh toasty!! Looks gorgeous

Magic beans anyone?

Well…yeah….

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But you’ll be on a zero hours contract and not be able to pay your £2000 month rent…wtf is wrong with this country?

But you can do an apprenticeship as a dental nurse, car sprayer or nursery nurse for £shit per hour but you’ll have to do your GCSE’s again & your confidence will have been shot to shit. So get a job in a pub and work alongside graduates. Great future for our youth

Ted Rogers gaslit a nation

Speaking from a woman who thought she had learning difficulties as a child because I couldn’t crack the clues on 321….only now realise that I’m perfectly fine and it was the show that was proper fucked up

I know I’m coming a little late to the party here but to my American friends, is it not time to overhaul the constitution properly? You might need to give up your revolvers. It’s 2025, not the 18th century. Your psycho orange faced leader is changing the laws as he pleases so demand an entire review

I’m just crafting the educational pathway. ‘Congratulations: you have passed Level 1 in Global Societal Acceptance Studies (click here to print certificate & if printing at a local library/community centre, please post firearms at the police station next door on your way in

Lovely bite size learning summary for even the most brain donor Americans 👍🏻

Let’s assume from now on that we can all do WTF we want at work and not meet any job description requirements. Westminster makes our employment laws without actually having their own embedded roles and responsibilities. #rolemodels

It was interesting that the actual job description for Prime Minister was taken down from the gov site not long after this twat became PM. I managed to read it before it was removed but it’s still not been uploaded again in its original format. I wish I’d screen shotted it (fuming at myself)

What does she even mean by ‘statest establishment? Presumably she means the system that her vile brother exploited to get into power in the first place to earn exorbitant levels of personal cash but couldn’t give a fuck about the safety & economic security of the U.K. which is the no 1 role of PM