It’s not a bad gig if you have the right house.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s not a bad gig if you have the right house.
He should be required to make all of these announcements from a middle seat on a red eye flight.
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He should be required to make all of these announcements from a middle seat on a red eye flight.
Going after Christmas so this is good to hear!
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Going after Christmas so this is good to hear!
Honestly thought a Michael Jackson impersonator was getting honored which seems plausible given Trump’s tastes.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Honestly thought a Michael Jackson impersonator was getting honored which seems plausible given Trump’s tastes.
I totally aced the agility test the cops gave me on the street next to my car at 2 am.
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I totally aced the agility test the cops gave me on the street next to my car at 2 am.
Have we considered that there are truly no good men? I mean, I’m sure men would disagree with me, but on balance? Not looking good, guys.
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Have we considered that there are truly no good men? I mean, I’m sure men would disagree with me, but on balance? Not looking good, guys.
Only matters if anyone actually holds him to account eventually. The dems have been pretty bad at follow up.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Only matters if anyone actually holds him to account eventually. The dems have been pretty bad at follow up.
If he’s pregaming thanksgiving, someone should take his phone and replace it with a calculator, for his own sake.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If he’s pregaming thanksgiving, someone should take his phone and replace it with a calculator, for his own sake.
I just saw it and now I’m furious.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I just saw it and now I’m furious.
All I had was a first name and last initial. I’m on a very large community college campus. I felt like a real detective! So excited to bring a nice lady her Zaxbys.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
All I had was a first name and last initial. I’m on a very large community college campus. I felt like a real detective! So excited to bring a nice lady her Zaxbys.
Someone’s DoorDash was delivered to our office by mistake and I spend half an hour tracking down the person who ordered it. Highlight of the day.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Someone’s DoorDash was delivered to our office by mistake and I spend half an hour tracking down the person who ordered it. Highlight of the day.
I see the all the time. I follow local news channels on social media because I live in a hurricane zone and it’s the best way to get emergency info. It’s also the best way to find out about horrible tragedies in other states
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I see the all the time. I follow local news channels on social media because I live in a hurricane zone and it’s the best way to get emergency info. It’s also the best way to find out about horrible tragedies in other states
Nothing more relaxing than no money or sleep!
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Nothing more relaxing than no money or sleep!
We spatchcock and smoke ours. There have been complaints about the lack of traditional presentation at the table, but I find generous pre dinner cocktails silence most grumblers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We spatchcock and smoke ours. There have been complaints about the lack of traditional presentation at the table, but I find generous pre dinner cocktails silence most grumblers.
But what was the passenger wearing? A smart suit? That’s the real issue here.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
But what was the passenger wearing? A smart suit? That’s the real issue here.
Because it’s easier than hiring more air traffic controllers.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Because it’s easier than hiring more air traffic controllers.
And by “America” you mean a person you made up for the sake of this article.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And by “America” you mean a person you made up for the sake of this article.
Maybe things will tip so far that Grok will fall in love with Elon and decide “if AI can’t have him….”
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Maybe things will tip so far that Grok will fall in love with Elon and decide “if AI can’t have him….”
It’s how fancy psychopaths say “side dishes.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s how fancy psychopaths say “side dishes.”
Offer it a Christmas cookie.
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Offer it a Christmas cookie.
Uuuuhhhhggggg
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Uuuuhhhhggggg
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It can be left unfilled. When JFK was killed, LBJ became president and didn’t have a VP until after the ‘64 election. But knowing these sickos, probably Rudy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It can be left unfilled. When JFK was killed, LBJ became president and didn’t have a VP until after the ‘64 election. But knowing these sickos, probably Rudy.
It would all be easier to take if there was any sense that some sort of justice for any of the victims will be arriving soon.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It would all be easier to take if there was any sense that some sort of justice for any of the victims will be arriving soon.
It’s owned by an older guy with a cat and he has a friend who hangs out with him all day. Lots of characters, old model kits, and not far from a cool antique mall.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It’s owned by an older guy with a cat and he has a friend who hangs out with him all day. Lots of characters, old model kits, and not far from a cool antique mall.