They are glass! They're fermentation weights that I got online, found them easily enough.

I think these came from Amazon

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Nope! Just a normal crunchy roll. Dessert sushi would have locked ass

Your drink, ma'am.

... or not

And it's ready to bottle or store!

I used 5 oz "Woozy" bottles. I'm not going to explain packing here, just the recipe.

Make sure everything stays submerged in the brine the entire time

Once fermented, puree in a blender until smooth then heat until then mash is lightly boiling

Finish with:

1/2c white vinegar
1/2c apple cider vinegar
Juice from two fresh limes

Bring just to a simmer again, then off the heat.

For the ferment:

As many habaneros as you can get (I used 7 lbs.)
Two large sweet onions
Two heads garlic, peeled
7% salt brine (by weight) to cover it all

Pack everything into a breathable fermentation jar, weight the contents, put it in a cool, dark location and forget about it for two months.

It's a crunchy roll, actually XD

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