“But! You spell through T H R U, and I’m with you on that. Cause we spell it thruff, and that’s trying to cheat at scrabble.”

Woof, so fucking sexy

Happy birthday!

I volunteer to eat Ante’s baking in your stead

Once more but inside me please

I’d love to have that inside me

There is definitely some systemic racism in there, but we should not be naming scientific things after people at all; we should be naming them for their function or purpose because those names would be far more meaningful than who “discovered” it.

Can we get back in line for seconds after the first load

I hear those pair well with red wine

It doesn't help with books, but if you add

cooked.wiki/

to the beginning of any recipe URL, you'll get just the ingredients and instructions with no exposition.

See also: 'll' which depending on where you are is a 'y', a 'sh', a 'zh', or a 'ly'

Not me thinking this was a M:TG post until I looked closer 😅

I’d love to get in there

First thing I do when I board is hand the attendant at the door a bag of chocolates for the flight crew to share. You do that and you’ll be their favorite passenger on that flight.

I’d be delighted to