Hit them with the:

Personally I straighten it with one of those hot brush things and then I can curl it with my tiny baby curling iron. Double the damage but at least I save an hour of finger coiling 🙏

If someone said this to me idek how I’d respond. Do I laugh? Do I avoid them for all of eternity?

I keep mixing him up with Ezra Miller and it confuses me to no end

I am not ready for your sunaosa secret project

insane advice btw 😭 I guess snorting the big H is fair game

if anyone ever calls my vagina a boy vagina I’m looking at them like this

HELLO

Life as someone who is visibly queer/alternative:

Miss my golden so much 🤍 what a sweetheart

Why is it so important that the tampon is vegan ..?