Update on Bank of America: They called because of this post. And then transferred me 3 times and put me on hold for 40 minutes. As you can see from the timestamp, it has not been a quick call. Alas, at this time, there is nothing they can do.

I am literally so proud of you, Misha it's a good day when you get the magaverse pissy.

Once again proving that he is, in fact, an angel. I hope lots and lots of fans drop stuff off.