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killerswan.bsky.social
Kevin Cantú
@killerswan.bsky.social
I occasionally say interesting things.

they / them 🏳️‍⚧️

Berkeley, CA
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
do both kinds of ride help you into your seat? or just the kidney ones?
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
at the sex shop like
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DQK12B/
“but it’s the future it just _is_” 🎤
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
reminds me, a recent TikTok discovery:
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my firmest belief?

"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."

against totalitarianism, against fatalism, against jealousy: love

amidst chaos: the admission that things are out of control

empathy to the very end
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is the box it comes it they’ll never guess
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
OK so I’ve said before that people who bring a candle to the holiday white elephant gift party are especially evil

but I’m now in possession of monster cock shaped candle I’d like to give away
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
in which I continue to be on the good sides of TikTok

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DrNnJ8/
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the Wall Street journal should be ashamed!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ahh yes
October 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
a great little comment about who deserves credit for the story of Rosemary’s Baby:
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have unlocked a whole new level of convincing TikTok that I’m a lesbian
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
or more like this
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🌱☀️
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’d characterize conflating “cranky” with “skilled” to hire OPs pol also as something very much like using scars to establish credibility (in this case emotional ones)

if you don’t have a better quality measure of experience that is one 😅
October 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM