Early contender for the 2027 Razzies.

Tell me you know nothing about music without telling me you know nothing about music.

Better yet, please tell me you're joking here, and DO know the difference between Springsteen and Huey Lewis and the News.

Then listen to the Born to Run album on repeat for 3 days, as penance.

You joke, but I actually CAN claim a 1! Railway Handcar FTW!

I can't believe they haven't just sent Thoughts and Prayers and ignored any actual systemic problems. Seems irresponsible to me.

So....you don't like waffles?

Oh, so it's like when you call a tall person "Shorty" or a bodybuilder "Slim." Got it.

"Please show some humility"!!!!!!

There is no way on earth he'd EVER show humility.

"I know you're doing a great job"!!!

Then you're an idiot.

They'd both become hyphenates.

Miss and Jon Piggy-Hamm.

Great, now I need another shower. Thanks, Obama!

Followup: Is he "literally constantly shaking hands" or are his hands literally always shaking, like from some degenerative disease?

According to Trump, that's a 1500% drop!

Plus 1 copy to Cheryl Hines' future divorce attorney.

It's a Pittsburgh Salad, Greg. And it IS delicious. We just don't put it in comically large martini glasses.

It's a Pittsburgh Salad. And it's f'in delicious.

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Obviously, the whole "pumpkin spice" craze has gotten out of hand.