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Glenn Woodbury
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Left of Marx and right of Genghis Khan. Loathe nazis, burn the Patriarchy to the waterline. Kilisut Harbor is my sailing and crabbing grounds. Retired Coastie, living a good life in the woods on a small island in Cascadia's Salish Sea.
So Orange Ozymandias stole Christmas with tariffs and unemployment. Now Thanksgiving; the poor can't afford food without SNAP, and the middle class won't be able to fly to visit their families.

How will he spoil the rest of the holidays? Hint: he'll start by disrespecting Veterans on November 11th.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
On the 6th of September, 2001, our ship reached the North Pole, the first U.S. surface ship to do so unassisted. We had been out of satellite range for a few days. On September 11th, we regained comms. The CO called us to quarters at 3:00 p.m. and delivered the tragic news.
September 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Slava Ukraini!
September 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don't forget this guy.
August 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
He rapes children.

This needs to be repeated every day until he's dead and gone.
August 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A Moscow man would buy a paper daily, look at the front page and discard it. After some weeks, the vendor asked what he was looking for. He replied "an obituary". "Obituaries are on the back page" said the vendor. "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page" the customer responded.
August 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Two was two too many.
August 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy Coast Guard day. And happy birthday, President Obama!
August 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Weekend at Donnie's.
July 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When I was an impressible youth I wanted to be Tintin. Now I'm an old sailor and realize I'm actually Captain Haddock.
July 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
June 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
March 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Our president is a complete jerk. I am still a friend of Ukraine.

Slava Ukraini!
February 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
El Cheapo
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sanctuary is a right as old as religion. Far older than our nascent republic. Those who violate it are universally condemned for the evil they do.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
20th and Final. The Armada; Garrett Mattingly 1959. Possibly the best history of this event.
December 31, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Day 19. The Riddle of the Sands
December 29, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Day 18. The Once and Future King
December 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Day 17. Silent Spring
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Day 16. Huckleberry Finn
December 26, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Day 15. Agviq
December 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Hell. This is a better than a cybertruck.
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I'm not the sturdy Amazon I once was.
December 13, 2024 at 6:03 AM
This one rose of ours blooms in December. Always makes me feel good.
December 9, 2024 at 9:25 PM