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You called?

BAH GAWD, KING, THAT’S CHIRO’S MUSIC

Me: awwwwwwwwwwwww
Static electricity: ⚡️
Flammable gases in cave: 💣🧨💥BOOM💥🧨💣

It’s okay. The live animals are termites. They’re living their best lives in there.

Look. If they stopped putting out Skyrim ports, civilization would collapse.

(I've heard that Windows 11 finally breaks PawSense, which was developed back in the XP days. Understandably, recent versions of Windows have made it harder and harder for a background process to just throw a modal dialog up out of nowhere.)

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Wait. Paul Lynde did things other than Hollywood Squares? 😄

Wow. It seems like a bare minimum requirement for a legal AI product would be “When producing output for jurisdiction X, give near-zero weight to training data not considered authoritative in jurisdiction X.”

I’d settle for .awoo

Conservative politics is “Your life feels bad and out of control, and it’s because of $TARGETGROUP, so elect us so we can crush them.”

So they also attack trans people, abortion, medical care, recreational drugs… because anything that helps people feel good or in control undermines the message.

I would like to announce that I am stepping down from my role as Mr. Universe.

My first instinct was to say “Is there such a thing as an above ground coal mine?” But with strip mining, there definitely is. Still raises interesting line-drawing questions… if a strip mine is dug irregularly, so there are bits of surface earth that overhang the pit, is the pit “underground“?

Prescriptions make the most sense when you read them in the original Klingon.

It’s not what I would call especially bad. It’s frustrating because even at the time I could see how it was close to being genuinely good. (There’s a fan patch that makes the holes behave the way you’d visually expect them to, and it’s a huge improvement.)

“We’ve secretly replaced the Aston Villa players with demigods. Let’s see who notices.”

Piñatas are NUDE.

Me: “Oops. Accidentally took methylphenidate at 8pm. Oh, well, time to do a crossword before I get some sleep.”