Kialesse
@kialesse.bsky.social
I love coffee and cats and spreadsheets and @achloryn.
Lord I love the Olympics so much. For just the next two weeks I'm 100% USA USA USA
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Lord I love the Olympics so much. For just the next two weeks I'm 100% USA USA USA
EXCUSE ME OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONIES PEOPLE, I AM ONLY COUNTING EIGHT PLANETS HERE
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
EXCUSE ME OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONIES PEOPLE, I AM ONLY COUNTING EIGHT PLANETS HERE
Canada rolling into the Opening Ceremonies wearing blankets. I respect it.
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Canada rolling into the Opening Ceremonies wearing blankets. I respect it.
Six straight months of dealing with my jaw and nose and I finally get a night where I'm tired at the right time and going to bed early when my acid reflux screams "you ain't fixed ME yet, biatch!!" and the puking starts.
I swear I can't win.
I swear I can't win.
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Six straight months of dealing with my jaw and nose and I finally get a night where I'm tired at the right time and going to bed early when my acid reflux screams "you ain't fixed ME yet, biatch!!" and the puking starts.
I swear I can't win.
I swear I can't win.
OH at House Butt:
@achloryn.bsky.social: /observes my 2026 book counter sitting at 15
Fuzz: Is, um, that accurate. Your thing on the end table.
Kia: Oh, no no, it's not
Kia: It should say 18 I just haven't updated it today.
A pause.
Kia: Did that make it better or worse?
Fuzz: i genuinely don't know
@achloryn.bsky.social: /observes my 2026 book counter sitting at 15
Fuzz: Is, um, that accurate. Your thing on the end table.
Kia: Oh, no no, it's not
Kia: It should say 18 I just haven't updated it today.
A pause.
Kia: Did that make it better or worse?
Fuzz: i genuinely don't know
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 AM
OH at House Butt:
@achloryn.bsky.social: /observes my 2026 book counter sitting at 15
Fuzz: Is, um, that accurate. Your thing on the end table.
Kia: Oh, no no, it's not
Kia: It should say 18 I just haven't updated it today.
A pause.
Kia: Did that make it better or worse?
Fuzz: i genuinely don't know
@achloryn.bsky.social: /observes my 2026 book counter sitting at 15
Fuzz: Is, um, that accurate. Your thing on the end table.
Kia: Oh, no no, it's not
Kia: It should say 18 I just haven't updated it today.
A pause.
Kia: Did that make it better or worse?
Fuzz: i genuinely don't know
Those Etsy witches we hired to collab with the Chicago Pope all working their collective asses off to make sure our Bears reset this darkest timeline.
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Those Etsy witches we hired to collab with the Chicago Pope all working their collective asses off to make sure our Bears reset this darkest timeline.
Sending thoughts and prayers to the LA Rams; those poor SoCal boys are about to play football in 9 degree weather.
Go Bears
Go Bears
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Sending thoughts and prayers to the LA Rams; those poor SoCal boys are about to play football in 9 degree weather.
Go Bears
Go Bears
Someone has explained to the Bears that it is actually permitted to play football before halftime, correct? They understand this? I'm not sure they understand this.
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Someone has explained to the Bears that it is actually permitted to play football before halftime, correct? They understand this? I'm not sure they understand this.
The Bears-Packers broadcasters keep showing shots of the Chicago skyline, which is great cause this is a beautiful city. However, they keep calling the Sears Tower something really weird that is definitely not its name and it's annoying.
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The Bears-Packers broadcasters keep showing shots of the Chicago skyline, which is great cause this is a beautiful city. However, they keep calling the Sears Tower something really weird that is definitely not its name and it's annoying.
@vidyala.bsky.social do you still do your Amazing Art? I've got a tattoo concept I'm trying to visualize
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
@vidyala.bsky.social do you still do your Amazing Art? I've got a tattoo concept I'm trying to visualize
JUST SCORED 2 FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR MY THITHER AND ME TO GO SEE LUCY DARLING I AM THE BESTEST
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
JUST SCORED 2 FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR MY THITHER AND ME TO GO SEE LUCY DARLING I AM THE BESTEST
My very favorite kind of quests in WoW is when the NPC begs for my help in repairing some kind of ancient alien technology and my solution is just to beat it with a blunt object until it cooperates.
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
My very favorite kind of quests in WoW is when the NPC begs for my help in repairing some kind of ancient alien technology and my solution is just to beat it with a blunt object until it cooperates.
There is something extremely Deus Ex Adversary about this Xal-whatshername person. Like I know literally nothing about who she is, where she came from, or why she is Evil. She just sprung up as a Fully Formed Villain out of nowhere.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
There is something extremely Deus Ex Adversary about this Xal-whatshername person. Like I know literally nothing about who she is, where she came from, or why she is Evil. She just sprung up as a Fully Formed Villain out of nowhere.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
Is she a mushroom? She might be a mushroom. Mushrooms do that.
Just pre-purchases WoW Midnight and logged on to get this Catch Up thing and I am baffled.
a man says it is truly bewildering on a netflix ad
ALT: a man says it is truly bewildering on a netflix ad
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January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Just pre-purchases WoW Midnight and logged on to get this Catch Up thing and I am baffled.
TIL THAT THE CH IN "CHTHONIC" IS SILENT. IT'S PRONOUNCED "THAUN-ICK".
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
TIL THAT THE CH IN "CHTHONIC" IS SILENT. IT'S PRONOUNCED "THAUN-ICK".
spent the day at the cottage with Shane and Ilya (yes I binged all six episodes. again.) and it didn't immediately heal my stupid nose but my grinchy heart DID grow three sizes at least so that's not nothing
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
spent the day at the cottage with Shane and Ilya (yes I binged all six episodes. again.) and it didn't immediately heal my stupid nose but my grinchy heart DID grow three sizes at least so that's not nothing
I watched episode 4 of Heated Rivalry last night and I am not okay about it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I watched episode 4 of Heated Rivalry last night and I am not okay about it.
Just finished rereading The Hunger Games trilogy for the first time in at least five years if not ten and it's far more depressing and horrific than I remember.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just finished rereading The Hunger Games trilogy for the first time in at least five years if not ten and it's far more depressing and horrific than I remember.
TIL the British have a radically different concept of what a "flapjack" is than I do.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
TIL the British have a radically different concept of what a "flapjack" is than I do.
Friends, @achloryn.bsky.social just said that the majority of people wake up with headaches 0% of the time (if they are not sick or hungover) and like that cannot actually be real. I do not believe it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Friends, @achloryn.bsky.social just said that the majority of people wake up with headaches 0% of the time (if they are not sick or hungover) and like that cannot actually be real. I do not believe it.
Today I had to jump directly from No Coat to Medium Coat and I don't like it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Today I had to jump directly from No Coat to Medium Coat and I don't like it.
Every game I've tried to play tonight has been Wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every game I've tried to play tonight has been Wrong.
Currently five espresso martinis and three Midori sours deep at some bar where the playlist is 100% run by a millennial woman. I don't know who she is but I love her so much.
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Currently five espresso martinis and three Midori sours deep at some bar where the playlist is 100% run by a millennial woman. I don't know who she is but I love her so much.
I've reached the stage of my life where I have flown out of O'Hare Terminal 1, Concourse C, way, WAY at the end so many times that I no longer feel compelled to make sure my gate is there before I get my coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I've reached the stage of my life where I have flown out of O'Hare Terminal 1, Concourse C, way, WAY at the end so many times that I no longer feel compelled to make sure my gate is there before I get my coffee.
So I'm applying for an SCA Kingdom level job and I had forgotten that I hate writing cover letters with all the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So I'm applying for an SCA Kingdom level job and I had forgotten that I hate writing cover letters with all the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.