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KholdMalik

@kholdmalik.bsky.social

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18+ only! 30s. Not exactly an AD, but still NSFW. DMs always welcome! I RP from time to time (Art of my OC isn't made by me)
Beware: I may share political stuff.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/KholdMalik

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Zonino

@zonino.bsky.social

A commission I got from Joe Sanchez (Chester Raccoon) on FA. He did the dialogue for these: www.furaffinity.net/user/joesanc...

Zonino's run in with the legendary Brok the Investigator doesn't go as well as he'd like. Unfortunately for Brok, Zonino's always got a trick up his sleeve.

A multi panel comic strip. A black shoed runs through a puddle, followed a few moments later by a larger, bare foot which is green and has 3 toes.

The next panel shows the back of Zonino, he's ran into a dead end, which is also shown by a sign that says "Guess what? DEAD END!" Zonino says "Drats! Stupid Visual Jokes!"

A close up of Zonino's face from the front. Behind him you can see Brok the Investigator has caught up with him. Brok is cracking his knuckles, and saying "Well well well! End of the road, Cheese Breath! Now... you gonna tell me all I need to know, or else it's a can of whoopass for you, plank teeth!" Zonino has an eyebrow raised, but he is annoyed.

The view is now behind Brok looking at Zonino, who puts up his fists. The rat says "You want me to sing, you walking purse?! I rather we dance some knuckle waltz instead you wuss!"

The final panel is the outside of the alley they are in, with a large cloud of smoke and fighting sound effects that say "WHAM!!" "BAMM!" "THANK YOU MA'AM!"

Zonino's is leaning up against a wall, he's pretty bruised up, and Brok is advancing on him while the alligator rolls up one of his sleeves. Brok is saying "So... you son of a Gouda! Ready to talk yet? Cus frankly, I don't mind giving you another roundabout. Please... I beg ya, say you want another roundabout!"
Zonino responds "Heh! Not bad for a walking dinosaur, Brok! It's been a pleasure playing punching bag with ya!"

Zonino then says "But, I must go now. I swear it was fun and a half to beat your scaley butt, I grant you a Hats Off Salute!" With that, Zonino throws his hat at Brok, which smacks the Gator in the face, blocking his vision.

Using the brief opening, Zonino runs up on Brok, kicking the Gator harshly in the groin. Brok is lifted off the ground, his own hat flying off his head as he has an almost comical expression of pain on his face. Zonino says "Here's something to remember me, Brok! Hate to hit and run, but honestly, I reek of alley trash, and I gotta clean your cracked nuts off my shoe!" This text moves into the next panel where Brok is leaning against a wall while clutching his groin with another hand. The Gator is gritting his teeth and his eyes are closed.

Zonino runs off (with his hat!) Brok outstretches a hand, saying "Wait" before letting out a groan of pain. The final panel has Brok sinking to his knees, still clutching himself. He watches Zonino run off while whispering "Dammit" to himself.

January 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM

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doc

@docseuss.bsky.social

If you want to actually solve the problem, instead of punishing itch, start calling payment cos

Collective Shout, which is run by people who get published by Spinifex, a very terf-seeming organization, apparently needed 1,000 people to yell at visa to get this done.

We got more than 1000 people.

itch.io @itch.io · Jul 24

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Update on NSFW content

We have “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from our browse and search pages. We understand this action is sudden and disruptive, and we are truly sorry for the frustration and confusion caused by...

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July 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM

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Kathru

@vendorlak.bsky.social

Sweaty butt plus a hungry hole what a weird combo art for @velocirection.bsky.social

July 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM

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Mr. Brapion (Commissions open)

@brapion.bsky.social

👻Dergtober has arrived!
🐲Today Dragon: @velocirection.bsky.social

#Dergtober #furryartist #scalieart

October 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM

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GOL1ATH

@go1iath.bsky.social

The Seductive Outlaw

For @prestonreptile.bsky.social

December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM

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muku

@tygo.cc

Bull's Golden Surprise
For @KathuHarb❤️ Thank you so much!

January 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM

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Kiba 🦁

@kiba2412.bsky.social

Like what you see? 🤠

January 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM

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GOL1ATH

@go1iath.bsky.social

January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM

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GOL1ATH

@go1iath.bsky.social

Take a Seat, Partner

For @banditstavern.bsky.social

January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM

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vi 🔞

@laniidaeee.bsky.social

cursed xaria...it was only a matter of time #freakoutside

January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM

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Liz McKinlay🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@fagashlil44.bsky.social

Purging Palestine solidarity from the NHS

Watch our video about the arrest of Dr. Rahmeh Aladwan.

substack.com

January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM

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Irish Republican News

@repnews.bsky.social

A mother-of-three has described how her and her mother’s home were shot up just days before Christmas by an anti-Catholic loyalist paramilitary gang.

Family forced out after double sectarian shooting

A mother-of-three has described how her and her mother’s home were shotup just days before Christmas by an anti-Catholic loyalist paramilitary gang.

republican-news.org

January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM

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Eordyap

@pranelpron.bsky.social

wizb

January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM

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Nyhgault

@nyhgault.bsky.social

Coloured sketch I did for @nightcrauzer.bsky.social 's birthday, as a continuation of that dragon tf potion from last year~

"Well well, lil kobold, isn't that dangerous to wander alone? I'll gladly become your dragon tho..."
#TFTuesday #nsfw #dragon