Richard
@khju12.bsky.social
He / him. LDN. If I try to practice my garbage Standard Chinese with you I apologise in advance. Ask me about my cat.
I'm a saints fan, my dad is a browns fan.
As far as I can tell, it's a time-honoured NFL tradition to take a struggling team and ask "who is the biggest piece of shit we can blow 110% of our budget on all at once?"
As far as I can tell, it's a time-honoured NFL tradition to take a struggling team and ask "who is the biggest piece of shit we can blow 110% of our budget on all at once?"
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm a saints fan, my dad is a browns fan.
As far as I can tell, it's a time-honoured NFL tradition to take a struggling team and ask "who is the biggest piece of shit we can blow 110% of our budget on all at once?"
As far as I can tell, it's a time-honoured NFL tradition to take a struggling team and ask "who is the biggest piece of shit we can blow 110% of our budget on all at once?"
The right's entire platform is like that Tim and Eric sketch where they advertise a house to one specific guy except instead of a house it's PPE contracts and instead of Jim Boonie it's Matt Hancock's best mate.
They have ideas, it's the broad appeal they struggle with.
They have ideas, it's the broad appeal they struggle with.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The right's entire platform is like that Tim and Eric sketch where they advertise a house to one specific guy except instead of a house it's PPE contracts and instead of Jim Boonie it's Matt Hancock's best mate.
They have ideas, it's the broad appeal they struggle with.
They have ideas, it's the broad appeal they struggle with.
Which was the longer period of time, Avrana Kern waiting to hear from her apes or how long it's been since covid?
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Which was the longer period of time, Avrana Kern waiting to hear from her apes or how long it's been since covid?
And so just fucking maybe we don't get safer when we get less free.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And so just fucking maybe we don't get safer when we get less free.
Turns out if you think "hey I'm gonna kill a guy and not necessarily think through the consequences" you also don't stop to think through the precise configuration of the modern surveillance state.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Turns out if you think "hey I'm gonna kill a guy and not necessarily think through the consequences" you also don't stop to think through the precise configuration of the modern surveillance state.
The first sentence of this post should come with a warning about the signs of a stroke because trying to parse that scared the shit out of me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The first sentence of this post should come with a warning about the signs of a stroke because trying to parse that scared the shit out of me.
Kickstarter and COVID: two equally deadline-phobic Phenomena
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kickstarter and COVID: two equally deadline-phobic Phenomena
Reminds me of Andrew Bird's Christmas in April, only it isn't pandemic related; it's just normal kickstarter turnaround related.
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reminds me of Andrew Bird's Christmas in April, only it isn't pandemic related; it's just normal kickstarter turnaround related.
Epstein:
Just goofin'. New penis goofin'.
Just goofin'. New penis goofin'.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Epstein:
Just goofin'. New penis goofin'.
Just goofin'. New penis goofin'.
There's one NPC in the entire game that accidentally is allowed to purchase nasty hankies for one copper, and suddenly they're a Sonic- or Mario-level mascot.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's one NPC in the entire game that accidentally is allowed to purchase nasty hankies for one copper, and suddenly they're a Sonic- or Mario-level mascot.
Dependent? I think my original comment is evidence of why Bluesky needs an edit button.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dependent? I think my original comment is evidence of why Bluesky needs an edit button.
The disdain IS palpable, I grant you.
But that's the normal amount of "put me down right now, human that I love and am completely dependant on" for a cat.
But that's the normal amount of "put me down right now, human that I love and am completely dependant on" for a cat.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The disdain IS palpable, I grant you.
But that's the normal amount of "put me down right now, human that I love and am completely dependant on" for a cat.
But that's the normal amount of "put me down right now, human that I love and am completely dependant on" for a cat.
Oh? MISS? LEADING? As in, a young woman trying to convince me there isn't a gotdang CHEETO in the WHITEHOUSE??
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh? MISS? LEADING? As in, a young woman trying to convince me there isn't a gotdang CHEETO in the WHITEHOUSE??
I hated it when it happened because I thought apple was trying to upsell me bullshit, but...
So far every phone has worked with the cheapest possible earbuds my wife brings home from visiting her family in mainland China and I don't miss the cords getting all tangled.
So far every phone has worked with the cheapest possible earbuds my wife brings home from visiting her family in mainland China and I don't miss the cords getting all tangled.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I hated it when it happened because I thought apple was trying to upsell me bullshit, but...
So far every phone has worked with the cheapest possible earbuds my wife brings home from visiting her family in mainland China and I don't miss the cords getting all tangled.
So far every phone has worked with the cheapest possible earbuds my wife brings home from visiting her family in mainland China and I don't miss the cords getting all tangled.
It would simultaneously make my mental health so much better and so much worse if I felt comfortable with just making up shit that corresponded to whatever emotions I had at that exact moment.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It would simultaneously make my mental health so much better and so much worse if I felt comfortable with just making up shit that corresponded to whatever emotions I had at that exact moment.
Email: "hey can you jump on a quick call?"
Me: why look at that you've already stumbled upon a perfectly adequate means of communication to ask me that question!
Me: why look at that you've already stumbled upon a perfectly adequate means of communication to ask me that question!
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Email: "hey can you jump on a quick call?"
Me: why look at that you've already stumbled upon a perfectly adequate means of communication to ask me that question!
Me: why look at that you've already stumbled upon a perfectly adequate means of communication to ask me that question!
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We're reaching levels of 'cleaning the house before the cleaner gets there' that I didn't think were possible
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We're reaching levels of 'cleaning the house before the cleaner gets there' that I didn't think were possible
Shabana Mahmood .0004 after the next election after she becomes the face of kicking brown people out of the country:
I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!
I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Shabana Mahmood .0004 after the next election after she becomes the face of kicking brown people out of the country:
I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!
I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!
Someone go get another barrel of red hypertension paint!
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Someone go get another barrel of red hypertension paint!
This skeet minus one context and plus one comma is equally applicable to depression
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This skeet minus one context and plus one comma is equally applicable to depression
Rye is well known to be an essential material for pinwheel spinning.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Rye is well known to be an essential material for pinwheel spinning.
Deliberately excluding the question mark suggests a person isn't asking for clarification but is in fact totally baffled and/or nonplussed by what's happening.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Deliberately excluding the question mark suggests a person isn't asking for clarification but is in fact totally baffled and/or nonplussed by what's happening.
Pretty sure that was a Mythbusters episode.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pretty sure that was a Mythbusters episode.