Jumpin Jack Flash
January 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Jumpin Jack Flash
He’s not your boss and hopefully never will be
January 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He’s not your boss and hopefully never will be
Just don’t tell everyone else that it’s Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries
January 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just don’t tell everyone else that it’s Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries
Gutters don’t have addresses
January 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Gutters don’t have addresses
And put in some golf courses and hotels on that lovely Mediterranean coast
January 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
And put in some golf courses and hotels on that lovely Mediterranean coast
Over the shoulder boulder holder is a classy choice
January 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Over the shoulder boulder holder is a classy choice
Colonoscopy without drugs
January 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Colonoscopy without drugs
Canada Geese. And they are already American because Canada is in the Americas.
January 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Canada Geese. And they are already American because Canada is in the Americas.
Damn time traveling shape shifting dem governor and mayor!
January 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Damn time traveling shape shifting dem governor and mayor!
And a lock on the minibar
January 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And a lock on the minibar
It wreaks
January 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It wreaks
Water boarding
January 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Water boarding
Howdy pardner
January 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Howdy pardner
Flags will fly 1 1/2 staff
December 31, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Flags will fly 1 1/2 staff
Maybe even power tools and museum passes
December 31, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Maybe even power tools and museum passes
That’s rich
December 31, 2024 at 8:35 PM
That’s rich
Nothing we don’t already know
December 31, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Nothing we don’t already know
Just donated
December 26, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Just donated
Christmas doesn’t end until Jan 6, just the hype does
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Christmas doesn’t end until Jan 6, just the hype does
Lurve them!
December 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Lurve them!