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kevytjalaka.bsky.social
Ahti's Little Helper
@kevytjalaka.bsky.social
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Ace af. 🇫🇮🌲(she/they)

Don't follow me, I'm just lurking around. :v
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My top 5 most listened podcasts of 2025. Thank you so much for the chuckles, shivers, gasps and even tears (looking at you, Harlan).

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@malevolent.ca
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@thesiltverses.bsky.social
My top 5 most listened to podcasts in 2025: 1) Loremen Podcast 2) Malevolent 3) The Valentyne Heresy 4) The Silt Verses 5) Broken Veil
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
kevytjalaka.bsky.social
A-haa! I guess they're playing Control in the middle drawing, specifically the part where the Director and Former are contemplating Right @#$#@$ Panini.
A screenshot from the video game Control. The playable character Jesse stands in the bottom left corner on a black stone platform while a giant otherworldly mollusc-like being looms over her. Its only eye is like a massive spotlight directed at Jesse. The subtitles say: FORMER: Right @#$#@$ Panini @#$@# Former @#$ Board @#$* Abalone.
February 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A pretty ice float phenomenon at Oulu River this afternoon; don't let the sunny weather fool you, it's -20°C.
A photo of Oulu river with blue water and a line of dark trees in the background. It's very sunny but don't let that fool you, it was -20°C when I took the picture and almost froze my fingers off. In the river there are floating ice formations that are almost perfectly round because they're stuck in a whirl that makes them grind against each other. The water is so much warmer than the air so it's letting off a beautiful grey steam into the river surface. Trust me, it's so cold your soul would separate from your corporeal form if you dipped your toe in it.
February 9, 2024 at 1:10 PM
kevytjalaka.bsky.social
Are we still doing those 50 Shades of Gray jokes...? Winter in Oulu, Finland.
A very wintery forest scene with every single tree branch crusted with frost.
November 21, 2023 at 11:09 AM
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Oulu River. Time to hibernate. 😌💤
A very wintery riverside with logs covered in snow on the foreground. The water looks dark and cold as f*ck.
October 29, 2023 at 12:58 PM
kevytjalaka.bsky.social
Meikä migreenipöhinässä kaupassa: "Ompa jännä, poronlihan makuisia konvehteja. Mikähän idea tämä nyt taas? Toisaalta onhan sitä pekonisuklaatakin."

Kesti aivan liian monta sekuntia, ennenkuin tajusin lukea alaotsikon.
Pandan vaaleanvihreä, pahvinen Poro-suklaatryffelirasia, jossa on vähän tummemmalla vihreällä piirrettyjä joulukuusia ja poron kuva, sekä valkoisella lumihiutaleita. Alanurkassa pilkistää muovisesta pakkausikkunasta muutama konvehti.
October 24, 2023 at 2:11 PM
kevytjalaka.bsky.social
Nuoren eläkeläisen repomiesvivahteiset hälytykset. 😎
Kännykän kolme hälytystä, joista ylimmässä lukee 9.20 Herätys, saatana, keskimmäisessä 10.15 Herätys, perkele ja alimmassa lääkkeet, ihmiselle.
October 20, 2023 at 6:00 PM
kevytjalaka.bsky.social
o_o
An autumnal birch tree with two bright blue barbells on the ground next to it so that it looks like a face.
October 20, 2023 at 12:04 PM
kevytjalaka.bsky.social
It's starting to look like this potted strawberry I bought in May will last me till Christmas, or who know, over the whole winter. It's ridiculous. Maybe it's immortal. You know, like... an Elder Strawberry. Iä! Iä!
October 19, 2023 at 9:48 AM