Kevin Werner
@kevinwerner.bsky.social
Crystal Palace and St Louis Cardinals fan; Arlington, VA resident; Poster of things that I need to get out of my brain
Then she follows it up by blaming feminism for private equity
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Then she follows it up by blaming feminism for private equity
Everyone’s talking about our boy Ross’s latest banger but I’ve not seen a discussion of this excellent bit yet
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Everyone’s talking about our boy Ross’s latest banger but I’ve not seen a discussion of this excellent bit yet
The fit on this line is out of control tbh
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The fit on this line is out of control tbh
This might cause an international incident
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This might cause an international incident
Screenshotted this from Twitter about 5 years ago, where Matt Bruening had people molon labeing their gas stoves
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Screenshotted this from Twitter about 5 years ago, where Matt Bruening had people molon labeing their gas stoves
I know we like to talk about broccoli hair, but the crowd shots of Premier League matches show just an astounding number of young men with this haircut, as exemplified by Phil Foden. I think it should be included in any discussion of the crisis of masculinity
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I know we like to talk about broccoli hair, but the crowd shots of Premier League matches show just an astounding number of young men with this haircut, as exemplified by Phil Foden. I think it should be included in any discussion of the crisis of masculinity
It's kind of crazy how much Alexandria's DASH outperforms Arlington's ART, especially given Arlington has more people
August 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's kind of crazy how much Alexandria's DASH outperforms Arlington's ART, especially given Arlington has more people
Nick Kristoff: "Americans are becoming extra racist because there are too many immigrants"
Also Nick Kristoff, a few paragraphs later: "Support for immigration in America has never been higher"
We need a complete and total shutdown on centrist pundits
Also Nick Kristoff, a few paragraphs later: "Support for immigration in America has never been higher"
We need a complete and total shutdown on centrist pundits
July 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nick Kristoff: "Americans are becoming extra racist because there are too many immigrants"
Also Nick Kristoff, a few paragraphs later: "Support for immigration in America has never been higher"
We need a complete and total shutdown on centrist pundits
Also Nick Kristoff, a few paragraphs later: "Support for immigration in America has never been higher"
We need a complete and total shutdown on centrist pundits
No. Fuck Nottingham Forest.
July 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No. Fuck Nottingham Forest.
Included this graph of the correlation between SNAP and Medicaid receipt
July 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Included this graph of the correlation between SNAP and Medicaid receipt
I haven’t watched a lot of good movies but this looked like fun. I’m sure I’m forgetting something.
June 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I haven’t watched a lot of good movies but this looked like fun. I’m sure I’m forgetting something.
I made this pretty map too!
June 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I made this pretty map too!
Was interested in the effect of I-82 on DC restaurant employment given Bowser's goal to repeal it, so I made this comparing restaurant employment in DC and Arlington. Lines show employment as a % of employment in May 2023, when I-82 went into effect. Looks like a slowdown in DC but not a collapse
May 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Was interested in the effect of I-82 on DC restaurant employment given Bowser's goal to repeal it, so I made this comparing restaurant employment in DC and Arlington. Lines show employment as a % of employment in May 2023, when I-82 went into effect. Looks like a slowdown in DC but not a collapse
Can’t think of a better distillation of the ideology than this
May 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can’t think of a better distillation of the ideology than this
This is the most embarrassing post of all time
March 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is the most embarrassing post of all time
Well this is an alarming sentence www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/w...
March 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Well this is an alarming sentence www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/w...
I'm 90% sure this is a joke but it's still one of the most incredible comments I've ever seen
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I'm 90% sure this is a joke but it's still one of the most incredible comments I've ever seen
Obviously a lot of water to pass under the bridge, but it would be absolutely hilarious if the "rally around the flag" effect of Trump's tariffs/bullying save the Canadian Liberal Party
March 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Obviously a lot of water to pass under the bridge, but it would be absolutely hilarious if the "rally around the flag" effect of Trump's tariffs/bullying save the Canadian Liberal Party
Forgive the rudimentary R skills, but I've been messing around with creating this map showing the share of workers in each county who are federal employees. A good chunk of the country has at least 1% of the working population employed by the federal government, with generally higher numbers West.
February 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Forgive the rudimentary R skills, but I've been messing around with creating this map showing the share of workers in each county who are federal employees. A good chunk of the country has at least 1% of the working population employed by the federal government, with generally higher numbers West.
Looking like the mortician from the beauty pageant episode of It's Always Sunny
February 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Looking like the mortician from the beauty pageant episode of It's Always Sunny
My Garmin does not have what it takes to go to Palace and then go to a Philly bar to watch the Eagles
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My Garmin does not have what it takes to go to Palace and then go to a Philly bar to watch the Eagles