Will Klein
@ketchiklein.bsky.social
Writer of stories and novels.
Bari Weiss: Hey...did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Journalism College too??
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bari Weiss: Hey...did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Journalism College too??
This is what I love about the "wait for the cream" scene in Inglorious Basterds. Christopher Waltz's Nazi isn't just a bigoted psycho, he's also a petty, controlling dick, and those are clearly related parts of his character.
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is what I love about the "wait for the cream" scene in Inglorious Basterds. Christopher Waltz's Nazi isn't just a bigoted psycho, he's also a petty, controlling dick, and those are clearly related parts of his character.
Chuck Schumer will be very concerned. Democrats will rake in fundraising.
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Chuck Schumer will be very concerned. Democrats will rake in fundraising.
Bless you, you've just woken from a coma.
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bless you, you've just woken from a coma.
Why aren't you playing Unreal Tournament 2003??
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why aren't you playing Unreal Tournament 2003??
Read this as "librarians"...
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Read this as "librarians"...
ICE is really just wandering from city to city, raiding it, and moving on, like a gang in Mad Max.
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ICE is really just wandering from city to city, raiding it, and moving on, like a gang in Mad Max.
Why does she even pretend to care.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why does she even pretend to care.
It doesn't. Nothing helps.
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It doesn't. Nothing helps.
dont say mounts like that
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
dont say mounts like that
Not sure if I qualify for what you're looking for, but I edit a small online journal and edited a collection with Stanchion.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Not sure if I qualify for what you're looking for, but I edit a small online journal and edited a collection with Stanchion.
Lease surprising parenthetical of all time.
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Lease surprising parenthetical of all time.
Exactly. This dude sounds like a beta cuck who can't run with our pack of high-value alphas.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Exactly. This dude sounds like a beta cuck who can't run with our pack of high-value alphas.
This raises serious questions about Biden's fitness for office.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This raises serious questions about Biden's fitness for office.
"...tell a more complex story."
"To be clear, assaulting anyone, no matter how minor, is bad."
You're a coward. What is the point of you? It's okay to get another job.
"To be clear, assaulting anyone, no matter how minor, is bad."
You're a coward. What is the point of you? It's okay to get another job.
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"...tell a more complex story."
"To be clear, assaulting anyone, no matter how minor, is bad."
You're a coward. What is the point of you? It's okay to get another job.
"To be clear, assaulting anyone, no matter how minor, is bad."
You're a coward. What is the point of you? It's okay to get another job.