Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
Growing old disgracefully. ex-journo. current pessimist.
I know it's a pun on Vincent Van Gogh, but for a second I thought The Advertiser were just big fans of Veronica Mars and Ken Marino
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I know it's a pun on Vincent Van Gogh, but for a second I thought The Advertiser were just big fans of Veronica Mars and Ken Marino
Including mine in Year 8?
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Including mine in Year 8?
The minute I saw the blue building on the news about a bakery fire near me yesterday, my heart sank, because I recognised that it was where they make these delicious bad boys. A fresh packet of these is worthy of the gods themselves.
Also, I'm worried for all the souvlaki makers.
Also, I'm worried for all the souvlaki makers.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The minute I saw the blue building on the news about a bakery fire near me yesterday, my heart sank, because I recognised that it was where they make these delicious bad boys. A fresh packet of these is worthy of the gods themselves.
Also, I'm worried for all the souvlaki makers.
Also, I'm worried for all the souvlaki makers.
This doofus says hi
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This doofus says hi
Unknown Pot Hole would be a good name for a goth band
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Unknown Pot Hole would be a good name for a goth band
“Come outside, I promise I won't swoop you”
October 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Come outside, I promise I won't swoop you”
I know that this if for safety, but it does read like they just don't want children to find out about laundry capsules.
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know that this if for safety, but it does read like they just don't want children to find out about laundry capsules.
Glad this menu explains it. I’ve always wanted to try these things but wasn’t sure what they were.
October 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Glad this menu explains it. I’ve always wanted to try these things but wasn’t sure what they were.
I was going to say that I look forward to seeing how Nicole Kidman tops the greatest divorce photo of all time, but apparently she denies that this is the context? www.news.com.au/entertainmen...
October 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I was going to say that I look forward to seeing how Nicole Kidman tops the greatest divorce photo of all time, but apparently she denies that this is the context? www.news.com.au/entertainmen...
I’m sorry, what? Lincoln, Garfield, Kennedy, Reagan, Trump, plus too many others to count. It’s always been there.
September 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m sorry, what? Lincoln, Garfield, Kennedy, Reagan, Trump, plus too many others to count. It’s always been there.
Bunnings sells underwear?
September 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Bunnings sells underwear?
Not sure I see the robotics angle in these stories, if I'm honest
August 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not sure I see the robotics angle in these stories, if I'm honest
I’m curating a collection of Stone Cold holding chickens.
August 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m curating a collection of Stone Cold holding chickens.
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, his cats and his horse are here to listen
Stone Cold Steve Austin, his cats and his horse are here to listen
August 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, his cats and his horse are here to listen
Stone Cold Steve Austin, his cats and his horse are here to listen
No cheating, show your Lock Screen
Red-hued Robocop
Red-hued Robocop
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
No cheating, show your Lock Screen
Red-hued Robocop
Red-hued Robocop
To be clear: this photo is not staged. He likes to sleep cuddling his sheep
July 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To be clear: this photo is not staged. He likes to sleep cuddling his sheep
I asked CoPilot if I was as cool as fuck. The answer shocked me.
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I asked CoPilot if I was as cool as fuck. The answer shocked me.
I’m not sure I buy this celebrity endorsement.
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I’m not sure I buy this celebrity endorsement.
Get that mission accomplished banner out, baby
July 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Get that mission accomplished banner out, baby
How I am picturing the LA Dodgers right now www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
June 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
How I am picturing the LA Dodgers right now www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Mine’s would be called The Art of the Sleep
June 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Mine’s would be called The Art of the Sleep
The Economist with relatable content, as usual
June 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The Economist with relatable content, as usual
It’s the neatly stacked paws and tail that get me
June 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s the neatly stacked paws and tail that get me
We’re all doomed
June 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We’re all doomed