Wonko the Sane
@kernowmad.bsky.social
“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
- The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko that mankind in general was insane.
- The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko that mankind in general was insane.
Bring democracy...
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Bring democracy...
Sharon never mentions this ...
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sharon never mentions this ...
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Starmer, McSweeny and Labour are more deceitful and dangerous to the fragile remains of UK democracy than Boris, Cummings and the Tories, change my mind.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Starmer, McSweeny and Labour are more deceitful and dangerous to the fragile remains of UK democracy than Boris, Cummings and the Tories, change my mind.
Still lots of activity and jamming, haven't seen exercises last this long before.
Nothing lower than a grounded pilot 😞.
Nothing lower than a grounded pilot 😞.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Still lots of activity and jamming, haven't seen exercises last this long before.
Nothing lower than a grounded pilot 😞.
Nothing lower than a grounded pilot 😞.
Lots of military activity and GPS jammers covering Cornwall this morning. Are we preparing to help Trump invade Venezuela?
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Lots of military activity and GPS jammers covering Cornwall this morning. Are we preparing to help Trump invade Venezuela?
As long as it takes to what? Would be nice to have an extra £9bn for the budget huh?
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
As long as it takes to what? Would be nice to have an extra £9bn for the budget huh?
Timely reminder on the day my book arrived. Perhaps one day these heartless, greedy, corrupt Tory grifters will see justice.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Timely reminder on the day my book arrived. Perhaps one day these heartless, greedy, corrupt Tory grifters will see justice.
Executors of a feather...
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Executors of a feather...
This is why I gave up on a stint as an ESL teacher 😵💫
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
This is why I gave up on a stint as an ESL teacher 😵💫
Ummm, along with the authoritarianism, slavery, genocide and rape in the bible I'd say she's right on message.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Ummm, along with the authoritarianism, slavery, genocide and rape in the bible I'd say she's right on message.
Bit difficult to do with our Cornish St. Piran's flag though.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Bit difficult to do with our Cornish St. Piran's flag though.
When you get stopped for speeding as cyclists overtake you.
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you get stopped for speeding as cyclists overtake you.
Same circus, different clown.
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Same circus, different clown.
Who could've seen that coming? 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who could've seen that coming? 🙄