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Zoe
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Hi-ho!
i know i make moves in SILENCE because people are just NOW noticing my ring and asking “are you engaged?”
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the rules for winter clothes is
1) if it did not touch your skin
2) if you didn’t spill anything on it

then it’s clean.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
throw boring tomatoes at me IF YOU MUST…it *is* a dog/cat you can pet
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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blonde blazer? Invisigal? Neither!

Robert x Flambae <3
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
250k+ population, the second largest worldwide japanese population outside of Japan (behind honolulu), the hometown of Quentin Tarantino and Chuck Norris, the birthplace of AYSO soccer! Used to have the second largest mall in the country but now it’s the 7th! AND THERE IS NO TORRANCE MIDDLE SCHOOL!!
My wife is from Torrance and I make fun of it but you don’t get to AdHoc. Torrance rocks actually
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Zionist coworker posted an AI gravestone for NYC this morning. Hope she moves quickly!
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I'm playing Dispatch and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
what does Dispatch know about Gable House Bowl
Not enough Torrance, CA in this game set in Torrance, CA
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the sun sets around 4:45 today. You have been warned.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Does DWTS have only one season a year? i’m getting into it now but i feel like im too late for this season.
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i’ve never wanted one of the little trader joe totes…until i’ve seen these black and orange trick or treat bags. Willa had to drag me out of the trader joe’s kicking and screaming.
October 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I know things are rough for everyone right now but the idea that a critic as skilled as Willa could still be out of work is genuinely unfathomable. hire her!
Come November I’ll have been unemployed for a year and now another freelance gig has dried up. Just a reminder that I am open to all freelance work (especially reviews) as well as mock review/consulting work. Also open to any other job opportunities outside of journalism. Contact info is in my bio
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Willa is genuinely one of the most talented writers I’ve ever worked with. And I consistently wish we still worked for the same place lol. You’d be hard-pressed to find a better writer covering games
Come November I’ll have been unemployed for a year and now another freelance gig has dried up. Just a reminder that I am open to all freelance work (especially reviews) as well as mock review/consulting work. Also open to any other job opportunities outside of journalism. Contact info is in my bio
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Come November I’ll have been unemployed for a year and now another freelance gig has dried up. Just a reminder that I am open to all freelance work (especially reviews) as well as mock review/consulting work. Also open to any other job opportunities outside of journalism. Contact info is in my bio
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
walking home wine drunk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
MAAA: Make the Angels Anaheim Again
October 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the weather right now as i head into/leave the office is akin only to the heat stroke I got hiking from the snow covered top of the Grand Canyon to the dry bottom
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
they are most certainly *NOT* good, please make 10 more
Are they “good” you ask?

YES. I want him to make them until he DIES
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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This 100%. I’ll take it even further that this moment is about the player because it’s the first time the game actually gives you the chance to choose to take help, to take the easy way. Even though we’ve learned at this point to empathize with Nate we don’t need to fall victim to the same failings.
I'd actually argue that the taking the stairs is a very meaningful choice for Nate if you do it. You're kind of conditioned to be suspicious of everything the game throws at you by then. To turn away help. But the stairs aren't a trick! You don't slide down them if you fall. They're just stairs!
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i need a Scylla and the Sirens World Tour tee and i need it ASAP
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I also attended this event btw
October 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
my wife should know better than to send me alone to the Whole Foods to pick up eggs when she KNOWS my ass is going to the bakery section
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Y’all ever meet a guy who sucks so bad it’s got you questioning the human experience?

(he also lost my spinny hat)
I’ve been playing Baby Steps, which means Zoe has been playing Baby Steps. I did not write about Baby Steps, but Zoe had a lot of thoughts… Zoe did write about Baby Steps. Enjoy the games criticism debut of @kermitthefrog.bsky.social

willarowe.bearblog.dev/baby-steps-r...
Zoe reviews Baby Steps
My wife shares her thoughts on Baby Steps.
willarowe.bearblog.dev
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
September 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM