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Kevin Erlendsson
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If you are looking for a play-by-play commentator I will literally move anywhere
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The War On Drugs (policy): nefarious, ineffective, ruined millions of lives

The War On Drugs (band): thoughtful, unique sound, changed millions of lives
@hollyanderson.bsky.social jic no one has made you privy to this
From @theathletic.com: The free condoms distributed inside the Olympic Village in Cortina were gone in a matter of days — three to be exact, according to an Italian news report. “They promised us more will arrive, but who knows when.” nyti.ms/4rTssEg
The Winter Olympics condom supply ran out in 3 days. Athletes have thoughts
According to Italian newspaper La Stampa, free condoms at the Winter Olympics ran out in just three days.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
USF did it first
Don’t be shy, NFL, make the Corgi Bowl a yearly event 🐾
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
All the college football people who love Sean mcdonagh need to understand he is abysmal at calling hockey
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

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January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Pick six to end his career, and they say there is no beauty left in this world
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Oregon’s band playing Defying Gravity, presumably because Dante Moore has spent all night defying gravity on every drop back
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This should’ve been Duke
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Just saw a headline on the news “Florida sues Starbucks over DEI” and I defy you to find hope for the future
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Was exploring all the options for Workd Cup base camps and there is a rich tapestry of selections in here. I think my favorite is Holiday Inn in Stillwater

fwc26teambasecamps.fifa.com#/tbc/
fwc26teambasecamps.fifa.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I was right
There is not a single good football team this year, except for Indiana of course
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
There is not a single good football team this year, except for Indiana of course
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
With all the nwsl news in the last few months from a viability standpoint, I think something they can change immediately is not have the final be a neutral site game. Atmosphere is considerably lacking, and it’s dumb in a league with so few clubs
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Penn State had a chance to do the funniest thing possible, only to find and execute an even funnier thing
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why is Sports Illustrated advertising on premier league matches
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I got to witness someone using chat gtp in real time today. He asked, in the middle of a grocery store, “which kind of grapes are healthier?”

The attached image is a close approximation of my reaction
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Twitter’s ai is very good at this
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I read this out loud in the same rhythm of a @jasonkirk.fyi disasters reading. 10/10 headline
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think any action that results in a fine during the NHL preseason should be an automatic suspension for game one of the regular season. And any suspension should be doubled
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Stephanie White might not make it out of this building without stabbing someone over this call
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This Fever-Aces game isn’t Miracle, it’s Mystery, Alaska
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The Indiana Fever might be most cursed team in professional sports
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This game is hilarious. Vegas is the overwhelming favorite, at home, well oiled offensive machine, getting to their spots, working the high screens mostly effectively. Meanwhile, Indiana’s offense is just making doodlebob noises and hope. And it’s a two point game at halftime!
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just catching up after work but it appears the wnba is on the cusp of a civil war
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Got asked to be in a fantasy league with some folks whom I’m starting to think aren’t my people
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM